The Contractor's Creed

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    The Contractor's Creed

    Friend of mine sent this to me he is repairing weapons for the USMC in Irac as a contractor. I thought I would share this with you all.


    THE CONTRACTOR'S CREED:

    I am a US contractor. I look out for myself, the operators to my left and
    right, and no one else. I will always take advantage of the fact that I can
    finally tell military officers the pack sand, and will do so at every
    occasion. I am my country's scapegoat, the "plausible deniability" worrior,
    and I love it. Less than $700 dollars a day is unacceptable. I am trained
    the eat things that would make a billy goat puke, but will refuse anything
    less than $60 dollars per diem because I am greedy. I care not for ribbons
    or awards for valor. I do this job for the opportunity to kill the enemies
    of my country, and to finally get that boat I've always wanted. I will be
    in better shape than 99% of the active duty personnel, although this is not
    hard. I will equip myself with the latest high speed gear, and will trick
    out my M4 until it weighs more than 24lbs, not because it works better, but
    because it looks cool in the photograghs. I will carry more weapons,
    ammunition, and implements of death than an infantry fire team, and when
    engaged I will lay waste to everything around me. In any combat zone, I
    will always locate the swimming pool, beer and women, because I can. I will
    deploy on my terms, and if it ever gets too stupid, I will simply find
    another company that pays me more.
    "Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
    - William Munny (Clint Eastwood in the Unfrogivin)

    “The graveyards are full of indispensable men.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

    “My Idea of a fair fight is beating baby seals with a club”

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    This seems to be a little over the top, even for a mercanary soldier of fortune.

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    Pretty funny though

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    Hey, if you're in that line of work, it's a good gig if you can get it.

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    Haha... amen, brother. Good find!

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    I guess being able to spell is not a requirement to be a "contractor."

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