The Contractor's Creed
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July 19th, 2006 02:42 AM
The Contractor's Creed
Friend of mine sent this to me he is repairing weapons for the USMC in Irac as a contractor. I thought I would share this with you all.
THE CONTRACTOR'S CREED:
I am a US contractor. I look out for myself, the operators to my left and
right, and no one else. I will always take advantage of the fact that I can
finally tell military officers the pack sand, and will do so at every
occasion. I am my country's scapegoat, the "plausible deniability" worrior,
and I love it. Less than $700 dollars a day is unacceptable. I am trained
the eat things that would make a billy goat puke, but will refuse anything
less than $60 dollars per diem because I am greedy. I care not for ribbons
or awards for valor. I do this job for the opportunity to kill the enemies
of my country, and to finally get that boat I've always wanted. I will be
in better shape than 99% of the active duty personnel, although this is not
hard. I will equip myself with the latest high speed gear, and will trick
out my M4 until it weighs more than 24lbs, not because it works better, but
because it looks cool in the photograghs. I will carry more weapons,
ammunition, and implements of death than an infantry fire team, and when
engaged I will lay waste to everything around me. In any combat zone, I
will always locate the swimming pool, beer and women, because I can. I will
deploy on my terms, and if it ever gets too stupid, I will simply find
another company that pays me more.
"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
- William Munny (Clint Eastwood in the Unfrogivin)
“The graveyards are full of indispensable men.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“My Idea of a fair fight is beating baby seals with a club”
July 19th, 2006 01:59 PM
This seems to be a little over the top, even for a mercanary soldier of fortune.
July 19th, 2006 07:00 PM
July 19th, 2006 07:05 PM
Hey, if you're in that line of work, it's a good gig if you can get it.
July 19th, 2006 07:46 PM
Haha... amen, brother. Good find!
July 20th, 2006 11:09 AM
I guess being able to spell is not a requirement to be a "contractor."
Political Correctness has now "evolved" into Political Cowardice.
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