New Nokia Phone
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March 3rd, 2011 03:01 PM
New Nokia Phone
Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while in Juarez,Mexico, Jacksonville , East Saint Louis , New Orleans , Memphis , South Chicago, South Dallas , Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, Buffalo, Oakland, and parts of Atlanta.
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March 3rd, 2011 03:59 PM
You can call 911 and defend yourself at the same time. Do they charge overage rates if you empty the magazine and reload?
March 3rd, 2011 04:16 PM
Wow, gives the laws to prevent using the phone or texting while driving a whole new meaning.
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March 3rd, 2011 04:32 PM
If Nokia came out with this one, I think I'll wait until Apple pairs up with another manufacturer and ups the ante with a laser gun.
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March 3rd, 2011 06:41 PM
Wonder what kind of ring tones you get with it.
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March 3rd, 2011 07:02 PM
Every time I see a thread title with the words NOKIA & Phone in it I think that we're getting Spammed again.
March 3rd, 2011 10:53 PM
I haven’t heard any of the journalists who volunteered to be waterboarded asking to have their fingernails wrenched out with pliers, or electrodes attached to their genitals.
March 4th, 2011 01:43 PM
Originally Posted by atctimmy
I hope it has Bluetooth so you don't have to discharge while holding the phone!
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