A Poem For A Woman, And A Poem For A Man!!

A Poem For A Woman, And A Poem For A Man!!

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    A WOMAN'S POEM:



    Before I lay me down to sleep,

    I pray for a man who's not a creep,

    One who's handsome, smart and strong.

    One who loves to listen long,

    One who thinks before he speaks,

    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I pray he's rich and self-employed,

    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

    Pull out my chair and hold my hand.

    Massage my feet and help me stand.

    Oh send a king to make me queen.

    A man who loves to cook and clean.

    I pray this man will love no other.

    And relish visits with my mother.







    A MAN'S POEM:

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac gymnast

    With a perfect body who owns a bar on a golf course,

    And loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking. This

    Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.
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    yep, that about covers it......
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    That may have been just what I needed
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnyBunny View Post
    A WOMAN'S POEM:



    Before I lay me down to sleep,

    I pray for a man who's not a creep,

    One who's handsome, smart and strong.

    One who loves to listen long,

    One who thinks before he speaks,

    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I pray he's rich and self-employed,

    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

    Pull out my chair and hold my hand.

    Massage my feet and help me stand.

    Oh send a king to make me queen.

    A man who loves to cook and clean.

    I pray this man will love no other.

    And relish visits with my mother.







    A MAN'S POEM:

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac gymnast

    With a perfect body who owns a bar on a golf course,

    And loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking. This

    Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.
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    I so just stole this. Too funny.
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    I'd be happy with just a deaf-mute nymphomaniac...
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    Sounds like the perfect woman, If he could clone her he'd be a instant millionaire!
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    Funny!!!!!!


    Kinda like this one I came across a while back.
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    Too true
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    Funny post. Thanks!
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