His and her Diaries

His and her Diaries

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    His and her Diaries

    HER DIARY


    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
    We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
    I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
    thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
    but he made no comment on it.

    Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we
    go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
    he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong.
    He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that
    he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
    nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

    On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
    He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his
    behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
    When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,
    as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
    He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued
    to seem distant and absent.

    Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
    About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise,
    he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still
    felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
    somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know
    what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with
    someone else. My life is a disaster.



    HIS DIARY

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    ROFL!!!
    Please take my posts with a grain of salt. I am frequently sleep deprived and always just on this side of "Krazy".

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    Wow that made me laugh...
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    Ive seen this with Harley instead of snow mobile
    you can also use (since its a gun forum)

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