This is a discussion on How important can he be? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; The Pope landed at an airport just in time to get to an important meeting. His limo driver speedily takes off, but the Pope needs ...
The Pope landed at an airport just in time to get to an important meeting. His limo driver speedily takes off, but the Pope needs him to go faster in order to get to his meeting on time. The Pope asks the driver to switch places and so the Pope will drive.
They speedily take off again, and unfortunately, the limo is stopped by a cop. The cop takes one look at the situation and radios in to police headquarters. He tells the chief that he's got a pretty important person on his hands.
The police chief asked, "Is he more important than the mayor?" The cop said, "Yes." Then the chief asked, "Is he more important than the governor?" The cop said, "Yes." Then the chief asked, "Is he more important than the President?" The cop said, "Yes."
Finally, the chief asked, "How important can he be?" The cop said, "I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver."
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