Why Guns are better than Women

Why Guns are better than Women

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    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

    #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
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