The good husband

The good husband

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    The good husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings & a man engages the hands-free speaker function & begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    Man: "Hello?"

    Woman: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    Man: "Yes."

    Woman: "I'm at the shops now & found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    Woman: "I also stopped by the Cadillac dealership & saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

    Man: "How much?"

    Woman: "$70,000."

    Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    Woman: "Great! Oh, & one more thing. I was just talking to Janie & found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

    Man: "Well, then go ahead & make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty thousand if that's what you really want."

    Woman: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

    Man: "Bye! I love you too."


    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

    He turns & asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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    Hey!!!!!!!


    Its mine!!!!!!!!!!


    That was a good one!
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    thats very good id like to have that much change lying around
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    That's funny!!!!!!!!!
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