The good husband
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March 13th, 2011 09:04 PM
The good husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings & a man engages the hands-free speaker function & begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Woman: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Woman: "I'm at the shops now & found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Cadillac dealership & saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
Man: "How much?"
Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, & one more thing. I was just talking to Janie & found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
Man: "Well, then go ahead & make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty thousand if that's what you really want."
Woman: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
Man: "Bye! I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns & asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
March 13th, 2011 09:16 PM
That was a good one!
I would rather die with good men than hide with cowards
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."
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March 13th, 2011 09:21 PM
thats very good id like to have that much change lying around
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March 13th, 2011 09:26 PM
"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous... If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid for?" [Clint Smith - Thunder Ranch]
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