Thank You Dear
This is a discussion on Thank You Dear within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, \"I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.\"
The driver says, \"Gee, officer ...
December 12th, 2004 02:04 AM
Thank You Dear
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, \"I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.\"
The driver says, \"Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.\"
The driver\'s wife is in the passenger seat kitting. Not looking up from her knitting she says: \"Now don\'t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn\'t have cruise control.\"
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, \"Can\'t you please keep your mouth shut for once?\"
She smiles demurely and says, \"You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.\"
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, \"Darn it, woman, can\'t you keep your mouth shut?\"
The officer frowns and says, \"And I notice that you\'re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That\'s an automatic $75 fine.\"
\"Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket,\" the driver responds.
His wife says, \"Now, dear, you know very well that you didn\'t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you\'re driving.\"
And, as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, \"WHY DON\'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??\"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, \"Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma\'am?\"
\"Only when he\'s been drinking, officer.\"
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