a new threat??

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    a new threat??

    Ok after reading too many of the CCW scenarios I have one for you and you'll understand why this is in humor...

    What if grass hoppers had machine guns?

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    They would be killed by tank treaded Armadillos with cannons




    Someone's been hitting the Emerson Lake and Palmer eh?

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    I missed the grasshopper thing?

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    I guess the grasshopper had rockets.

    Finding the inside cover art from ELP's Tarkus online of was difficult (apparently it doesn't show up on the CD version).

    http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/E/elp_tarkus.html

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    Ya know, there's nothing quite like the acid-inspired artwork of the 1960's and 1970's.

    Armadillos with tank treads.

    Think about it.

    There were a *lot* of drugs involved with the creation of that artwork.

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    Yes , and if frogs had parachutes they would not bump their butts every time they landed.

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    "Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa

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    Betty...that's OUTSTANDING!!!

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    Good Thing You Posted This In Off Tarkus & Humor

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    haha"Off Tarkus"....for more humor go to "tactical surprise in philly" by LibertyGal

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    Well the Bees would attack them with IED's when the grasshoppers went on patrol! Burried just below the stalks of grass...............BOOOOOOMMMMMMM. It's been tough on the grasshoppers since "Beehad" has been declared.

    I have no idea what anyone is talking about...I just thought I would chime in!
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    That's just the point. I look through the "CCW SCENARIOS" and while there is nothing wrong with thinking about situations I think people overthink somethings a little too much. I keep thinking of the end of Speed 1 when Keanu? Reeves is giving his speach to Dennis Hopper, you know the whole "What do you do" thing.

    Well anyway, I always hate when people ask the serioulsy stupid whatifs that don't matter and I usually reply with...

    Well I think you can guess what I replied with.

    The ANSWER OF COURSE is birds wouldn't mess with them.
    Anyway I just think it's good for a laugh.

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