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This is a discussion on Hot Coffee within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and ...

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    A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 207, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

    Silence.

    Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen. I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

    A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
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    Yep, that's about as bad as your Doctor saying the same thing!
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    Great one.
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    I think IO like that one...Very good.....
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    I had a pilot yell at me once for this same thing. He hit a big pocket of turbulence and was yelling at me. I replied that I had warned him about the turbulence ahead of time and there just weren't any other safe altitudes available. He said "Well that's easy for you to say sitting down there. You're not the one who just spilled coffee all over his lap."

    I didn't answer him, what else could I say?
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