JOKE : Bridge to Hawaii??

JOKE : Bridge to Hawaii??

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    JOKE : Bridge to Hawaii??

    A guy finds a lamp on the beach and so he rubbed it. A genie came out and told the guy that he will grant him one wish. Well the guy was caught off guard and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii?"

    Well the genie thouhgt about it and said, "Do you know how much is involved in building such a bridge? I would have to sink pilings down miles into the ocean. It would take millions of yards of concrete. The labor would be incredible. Can you think of something else?"

    By this time the guy has had time to think, and says, "Okay, I have had a question all my life, and I wonder if you could explain something to me. Would you please explain to me how the mind of a woman works?"

    The genie looked at him and said, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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    4 Lanes and it's not a joke it's true.


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