This is a discussion on aww hell now the wife says she is leaving me ... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending: $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut ...
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending:
$65.00 on make-up,
$150 for a cut & color,
$30 for a manicure,
$40 for a pedicure,
$50 on vitamins,
$300 on clothes
and $600 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
admit it gotcha didnt it LOL
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Hehehe - yep - got me fair and square
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Beer - the Great Equalizer! Good one!
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Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
I know you deleted that from your postings????? Ha! Ha!
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Sounds like my Ex-wife
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Great "beer goggles" story!
"Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it."
Too damn funny!
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