July 23rd, 2006 07:41 PM
aww hell now the wife says she is leaving me ...
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending:
$65.00 on make-up,
$150 for a cut & color,
$30 for a manicure,
$40 for a pedicure,
$50 on vitamins,
$300 on clothes
and $600 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
admit it gotcha didnt it LOL
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July 23rd, 2006 07:49 PM
July 23rd, 2006 08:07 PM
Hehehe - yep - got me fair and square
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July 23rd, 2006 08:08 PM
Beer - the Great Equalizer! Good one!
"Let not your heart be troubled." John 14:1
USN Retired Vietnam/Desert Shield/Desert Storm
July 23rd, 2006 08:40 PM
reminds me of the country song, "I'm gonna miss her"
July 23rd, 2006 09:18 PM
Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
July 23rd, 2006 09:55 PM
I know you deleted that from your postings????? Ha! Ha!
1. Dum spiramus tuebimur -"While we breath, we shall defend"
July 24th, 2006 12:23 AM
Sounds like my Ex-wife
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July 24th, 2006 04:06 AM
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July 24th, 2006 01:58 PM
Great "beer goggles" story!
"Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it."
July 24th, 2006 11:16 PM
It comes a time in your life when you run across someone you should have never @#$$% with. Allow me to introduce myself!
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