aww hell now the wife says she is leaving me ...

aww hell now the wife says she is leaving me ...

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    aww hell now the wife says she is leaving me ...

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

    Then I caught her spending:
    $65.00 on make-up,
    $150 for a cut & color,
    $30 for a manicure,
    $40 for a pedicure,
    $50 on vitamins,
    $300 on clothes
    and $600 for a gym membership.

    I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
    She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
    I told her that was what the beer was for.
    I don't think she's coming back.


    admit it gotcha didnt it LOL
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    Hehehe - yep - got me fair and square
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    Beer - the Great Equalizer! Good one!
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    reminds me of the country song, "I'm gonna miss her"

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    Good stuff!
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    I know you deleted that from your postings????? Ha! Ha!
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    Sounds like my Ex-wife
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    Rotflmbo ! Lol...

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    Great "beer goggles" story!
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    Too damn funny!
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