Zombie Loadout Kit

Zombie Loadout Kit

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    Zombie Loadout Kit

    FBMG Zombie Loadout Kit
    Price: $21,999.99



    Due to the high volume of customer requests, FBMG has pooled our
    vast corporate knowledge to produce the industries only dealer
    endorsed Zombie load out. We unconditionally guarantee this load
    out for Zombie outbreaks involving up to 100 undead*. Other
    company’s Zombie kits claim to be good for Zombies, but they
    don’t take into account the new super fast Zombies. Here at
    FBMG, we take our undead seriously, fast or slow, we’ve got you
    covered.

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    Blessed be the Lord my rock who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. Psalm 144:1

    Si vis pacem, para bellum


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    This is a supplement to the "Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks? Hopefully it is because I just ordered two of those kits to supplement of my Brooks Bibles. lololol

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    ROFLMAO I love a company with humor , bookmarking possibly to order some little something from them due to the page . Thanks for the grin .
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    Right on i need at least 2 kits then i should be good for 200 zombies

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    "-10,000 rounds .308 JHP
    -1,000 12 ga slugs
    -5,000 12 ga 00 buckshot
    -10,000 rounds .45 JHP"

    Man that's alot of weight, maybe gunkids "assault wheelbarrow" has finally found it's niche' in the Zombie-hunter community.


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    Damm on thinking about it i have two questions , 1. can we get a group buy for the forum , and 2. do they stock the assault wheelbarrow 2.0 ( it has 2 wheels instead of one and comes without debarked chiwawas )

    If they will throw in a 2.0 atw ( assault tactical wheelbarro ) i think we should do a group buy
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    I loved the disclaimer....

    *Disclaimer: FBMG does not guarantee the Zombie Loadout for outbreaks of
    greater than 100 Zombies. If customer is devoured by the undead, FBMG
    will provide a full refund of the customer's money to their next of kin,
    provided that proof can be provided that said customer was actually eaten
    by Zombies. The FBMG Zombie Loadout is not guaranteed against vampires,
    werewolves, shapeshifters, demons, doppelgangers, Cthulhu or his minions,
    giant radioactive animals, chupacabras, wendigos, sasquatch, scientologists,
    space aliens, mummies, Frankenstein’s monster, or major league baseball.
    Void where prohibited. All applicable NFA rules apply.
    Blessed be the Lord my rock who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. Psalm 144:1

    Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    Mine came last month and it’s everything they claim. I was able to wear it to the states Democratic caucus and no one was able to see me.
    "Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
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    Quote Originally Posted by mark555
    Mine came last month and it’s everything they claim. I was able to wear it to the states Democratic caucus and no one was able to see me.

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