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    Uneasy riders.

    A bikers joke...

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

    The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, and he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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    I would venture to guess after saying that her/it's death probably wasn't a suicide.
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    Honest Officer, she/he just slipped out of my grasp!
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    Would that be considered the "kiss of death?"
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    I just threw up on my laptop.

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    Trust in God and keep your powder dry

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    If I wasn't married and had to date today,I wouldn't kiss any female,until I had pictoral and medical proof she was born a female and wasn't an altered unit.I've seen some Trannys on Maury that just looking at them you couldn't tell.
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