Last week I ordered a Red Head Trap Shooting Vest and it was delivered to my office.
When it came in, I opened it and tried it on over my suit to see if it fit. My assistant, who is quite gun savvy, was talking to another female employee who saw the vest too.
I was commenting that the front pockets are nice are large so you could hold a lot of shells.
The female employee looked at it a bit and said... "Oh. That is nice. I didn't know that you collected sea shells."
My assistant and I busted out laughing. Sea shells. It all depends on your frame of reference I guess. ;)