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This is a discussion on osama update within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by jsdjeanne I always wondered why they would want 72 virgins...seems to me for a night of fun one would want 72 sluts. ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsdjeanne View Post
    I always wondered why they would want 72 virgins...seems to me for a night of fun one would want 72 sluts. Virgins do not know, or enjoy their first time!! jsdjeanne
    Ah... welcome to the forum. This is not the usual type of thread that is posted here but considering your sharp reply thanks for participating.

    Reminds me of a song by Confederate Railroad but we will let that alone.
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    Now I got proof my old lady is cheating on me :)

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    That is my worst nightmare!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    On a serious note. Update is that he was shot/hit in his left eye. The projectile (naturally) destroyed much brain material (some of which blew out of the eye socket and the projectile exited the right ear area & then he was also hit once in the chest.

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    Good goud man, that picture is something I realy didn't need to see. At my age, I can't afford to use up live brain cells that way..............
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    I thought that might be a picture taken when the Seal Team first entered his bedroom, it might help explain how his wife got shot in the leg....
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    I believe he's getting the pitch fork, with spit as lube.
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    When he got to wherever it is he believed he would go he was met by a large group of our founding fathers all open carrying guns. When he asked what the deal was he was told, "Someone misunderstood, we said you would be met by 72 VIRGINIANS!!!"
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    Funnnnnny!

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    "Update is that he was shot/hit in his left eye. The projectile (naturally) destroyed much brain material (some of which blew out of the eye socket and the projectile exited the right ear area & then he was also hit once in the chest."

    Is that what is known as a "Two-fer"? (Two for the price of one)

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