This is a discussion on osama update within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by jsdjeanne I always wondered why they would want 72 virgins...seems to me for a night of fun one would want 72 sluts. ...
"Violence is seldom the answer, but when it is the answer it is the only answer".
"A nation of sheep breeds a government of wolves".
Now I got proof my old lady is cheating on me :)
That is my worst nightmare!
"First gallant South Carolina nobly made the stand."
Edge of Darkness
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, He shot them!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn
Good goud man, that picture is something I realy didn't need to see. At my age, I can't afford to use up live brain cells that way..............
US ARMY Veteran 1965-1967 Vietnam 1966-1967
WELCOME HOME TO ALL WHO SERVED, AND FOR THOSE STILL SERVING,
A BIG THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. FOR THOSE OF YOU DOWN RANGE
WATCH YOUR 6, AND KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
A PATRIOT BELIEVES IN IT....A VETERAN LIVED IT
I thought that might be a picture taken when the Seal Team first entered his bedroom, it might help explain how his wife got shot in the leg....
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. --- Will Rogers ---
Chief Justice John Roberts : "I don't see how you can read Heller and not take away from it the notion that the Second Amendment...was extremely important to the framers in their view of what liberty meant."
I believe he's getting the pitch fork, with spit as lube.
Get the U.N. out of the U.S.
Get the U.S. out of the U.N.
When he got to wherever it is he believed he would go he was met by a large group of our founding fathers all open carrying guns. When he asked what the deal was he was told, "Someone misunderstood, we said you would be met by 72 VIRGINIANS!!!"
Know Guns, Know Safety, Know Peace.
No Guns, No Safety, No Peace.
Guns are like sex and air...its no big deal until YOU can't get any.
"Update is that he was shot/hit in his left eye. The projectile (naturally) destroyed much brain material (some of which blew out of the eye socket and the projectile exited the right ear area & then he was also hit once in the chest."
Is that what is known as a "Two-fer"? (Two for the price of one)