Would you believe?

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    Would you believe?

    Thought you folks might find this humorous. Not only would this guarantee you a visit from your friendly ATF agents but after the first round you would be shooting at the sky. Some people will form a line for anything to be the first on their block to get a dumb idea. I was actually looking for the modification that puts the sights on the side of the slide so you can shoot like a gangster…

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    thanks but no thanks..... thats all I need.
    Call me paranoid but...(heres the scenario) I can see down loading the manuals and then someone, somehow has you I.P., you get a visit from some government agency, then if you own a glock you get blamed into illegal conversions or you get blamed for being in some sort of conspiracy to help overthrow the government because you gave said manuals to people with glocks, yadda, yadda, yadda........

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    Quote Originally Posted by mark555
    Thought you folks might find this humorous. ..... I was actually looking for the modification that puts the sights on the side of the slide so you can shoot like a gangster…
    You mean these:

    http://www.thegunzone.com/glock/glock-gag.html

    this was done as a joke, I don't know of any real ones.....
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    A full auto Glock isn't as hard to control as you might imagine... and more fun that you would believe! They do make a factory full auto, the Glock 18.

    As far as converting your own, sounds like a good way to spend the rest of your life behind bars to me.
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    Yeah, controlling it may not be THAT hard.... but accurately hitting something with it....? I think you'd have better luck aiming a 240Golf with your forehead. haha

    If I was gonna get something in the single-handed full-auto catagory, I'd have to go with the Stechkin APSB. It's a collectible and just oh so cool. haha I heard they're pretty inaccurate, but oh well. John Travolta was blastin away with one at the end of "Face/Off" and I was impressed.
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    Yes it was ment as a joke and thanks for the post to the gunzone.
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    Most folks are hopefully too sensible to try anything on a Glock - or any other semi come to that.

    We can safely leave such excursions to the likes of GunKid
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    IMHO gangster type shooting is a joke.

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