Three things to think about

Three things to think about

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    Three things to think about

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    Three things to think about.
    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments

    1. Cows: Is it just me or does everyone else find it amazing that our government can trace a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? The government also tracked her calves to their stalls. But the government is unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country using our medical facilities and not contributing to our tax base. Perhaps we should just give them all a cow.

    2. The Constitution; The government is talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by many really smart men. It has worked for over 200 years and we are not using it any more.

    3. The Ten Commandments: The real reason that we can not have the Ten Commandments in a court house is ... you can not post "Thou shall not bear false witness", "Thou shall not steal" and "Thou shall not commit adultry" in a building full of lawyers. judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

    Disclamer: No tongue or cheek was injured in the posting of the foregoing document.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Chief
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    Three things to think about.
    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments
    #1 LOL...your right ...I never thought about that !

    #2 Well...we could give them a copy. Wouldn't it be interesting to see if they could get it to work better for them than its working for us presently... less legal arguments, etc...

    #3 Thats no doubt.... a crying shame if you ask me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Chief
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    1. Cows: Is it just me or does everyone else find it amazing that our government can trace a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? The government also tracked her calves to their stalls. But the government is unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country using our medical facilities and not contributing to our tax base. Perhaps we should just give them all a cow.

    That's because cows are documented.......
    & illegals aren't.......
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    But what about the illegal border-jumping cows?
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    Oh my yes - remember seeing this once before but great to see it again!

    What superb observations.
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    too true
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    Quote Originally Posted by SixBravo
    But what about the illegal border-jumping cows?
    Those are real tasty..er..I mean hard to find
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    Illegal's?
    While recently out West on vacation, I was stopped twice at Border Patrol Check Points, approaching White Sands and coming back, about 20 miles from White Sands, N.M.

    My wife and I are both blonde's with blue eyes, definitely not Mexican in appearance and definitely not at the border. Perhaps we should have had a copy of The Constitution and a cow that could be traced back to PA.

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    Well, we could erect stations at all the illegal crossing points to hand out water, food, first aid, etc. Then we give them each their own personal cow, what a country! This would be a great boon to the cattle indusrty and since the tax payers would be paying for all these cows it would make the liberals happy as well. We could also then give them a copy of the Constitution and maybe even a Bill of Rights then load the whole bunch onto military transports and send them to Iraq to help build a new country. Or am I missing something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELCruisr
    Well, we could erect stations at all the illegal crossing points to hand out water, food, first aid, etc. Then we give them each their own personal cow, what a country! This would be a great boon to the cattle indusrty and since the tax payers would be paying for all these cows it would make the liberals happy as well. We could also then give them a copy of the Constitution and maybe even a Bill of Rights then load the whole bunch onto military transports and send them to Iraq to help build a new country. Or am I missing something?
    That's a great idea. Since illegals have no problem returning repeatedly, why don't we pass a new law that says any caught illegals will be guaranteed work...rebuilding Iraq? They all claim to be coming here for work... so is there anything wrong with it?
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    Fantastic idea!
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