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    OUCH!

    Vasectomy this morning.....Need I say more?

    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.


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    You've said too much.
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    I went out the night I had mine done, even danced a little... I think it all depends on the doctor, keep it 'cool' - bags of frozen peas work great.

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    Should have made her get her tubes tied

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    Whatever you do, do exactly what the Dr. told you to do. I didnt and regretted it.

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    On purpose? ... just kidding, hope you're feeling better real soon.
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    Pour just a little rubbing alcohol on it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Vasectomy this morning.....Need I say more?

    Been there....Done that. Say no more.

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    I'm gonna assume they disarmed you before the procedure,you slip doc and my trigger finger slips
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    Ya already said too much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Need I say more?
    Nope.

    When I was a kid, I had my tonsils taken out. I got ice cream and popsicles for a few days. I wonder what you get.
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    The hardest (ahem) part about the procedure is the waiting afterwards to resume activities.
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    Ice bags and drugs are your friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Nope.

    When I was a kid, I had my tonsils taken out. I got ice cream and popsicles for a few days. I wonder what you get.
    Iced marbles.
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    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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