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Infowars- Proving David Hannum right on a daily basis
I saw a couple days ago that Burress got out and was just waiting to see how long it would take something stupid to happen. Not quite the stupid I was expecting, but here it is....
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What he SHOULD be saying:
1. Don't break the law.
2. Use a holster.
I guess he had to go to the antis after Eddie Eagle told him to go jump in a lake!
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Plaxico Burress is an idiot i can't stand him even before all this.
Bottom line; "I'm stupid so you shouldn't own guns".
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What kind of name is "Plaxico" anyhow? Sounds like a company that makes products for Mattel or a new Central American country.
He is an idot of the highest quality and shouldn't be the spokesperson for anything.
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"Don't have guns because I am stupid enough to shoot myself in the leg!"
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"I was saying to myself over and over and over again, all those many days and nights, 'How could something like this happen to me? Why did it happen to me?'"
He was carrying a Glock and it went off all by itself. Those Glocks just go off all by themselves all the time. I would think with all the money he made he could have invested in a good holster for it.
The really sad thing is that the NFL is letting this dirtbag immediately back into the league. There are already reports that the Colts want him.
He sure does not seem to be owning up to his actions and taking responsibility for them. Michael Vick did a good job at that, and worked real hard to rehabilitate himself.
Will Plaxico do the same? I'm very doubtful myself about that happening.