July 30th, 2006 04:24 AM
And things I tell my son
Marriage is a great American Institution
Ya gotts be nuts to like an institution.
At 21 it's a friendship ring
At 31 an engagement ring
At 41 a wedding ring
and after that it's ...............................
July 30th, 2006 08:54 AM
This appears to be a cynical viewpoint.
July 30th, 2006 12:51 PM
All depends on viewpoint.
As a light-hearted view on many relationships it is for sure a cynical comment but taken also as humor quite funny!.
Glad to say - not applicable to me.
Chris - P95
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July 30th, 2006 06:09 PM
Not applicable to me either, very happily married this 2nd time around.
Just some dark humor in response to the 10 rules for dating my daughter.
Divorce- Is where you split everything 50/50 then go to court to find out how much of your 50% she gets.
July 30th, 2006 07:28 PM
My wife is 5'4 106lbs, blond blue eyed, works, cooks, cleans, is a shooter, artist, writer, singer, and welder.
Enjoys car shows, gun shows, race tracks.
3 hours after our wedding we were out back shooting behind the barn, during our reception that is (see pics in my member photos)
If this is suffering...I CAN'T WAIT FOR HAPPINESS
AND SHE BOUGHT ME A BENELLI FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
And no you can't have her she's mine and she's armed...
July 30th, 2006 08:21 PM
jdlv - you can tell your wife is a Pennsylvainia woman - from a fellow PA guy.
Now shooting at the reception - that is the kind of reception I would like to attend.
MountainMan - Dave
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away..."
July 30th, 2006 09:26 PM
HAHA she's from Oshkosh, Wi. and I'm from Detroit, Mi. we met in Flordia...Long story. WE wanted pictures shooting in tux and dress but it was too hot.
July 30th, 2006 09:37 PM
i saw a bumper sticker today that said
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy
July 31st, 2006 01:07 AM
My wife also bought me my Kimber and she is considering the Ed Brown that I want for Christmas.
Yep, She's a Pennsylvania gal.
Holiday Barbie, $40
Barbies Car, $60
Divorced Barbie, $450 - Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car and Ken's boat.
August 1st, 2006 07:43 PM
The invitations might say BYOA (Bring your own Ammo)
Originally Posted by MountainMan
""If I shoot all the ammo I am carrying, I either won't need more or, more won't help me.""
August 2nd, 2006 04:29 AM
Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
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