And things I tell my son

And things I tell my son

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    And things I tell my son

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    Marriage is a great American Institution
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    Ya gotts be nuts to like an institution.


    2)
    At 21 it's a friendship ring
    At 31 an engagement ring
    At 41 a wedding ring
    and after that it's ...............................
    suffer ring


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    This appears to be a cynical viewpoint.

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    All depends on viewpoint.

    As a light-hearted view on many relationships it is for sure a cynical comment but taken also as humor quite funny!.

    Glad to say - not applicable to me.
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    Not applicable to me either, very happily married this 2nd time around.
    Just some dark humor in response to the 10 rules for dating my daughter.

    Divorce- Is where you split everything 50/50 then go to court to find out how much of your 50% she gets.

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    My wife is 5'4 106lbs, blond blue eyed, works, cooks, cleans, is a shooter, artist, writer, singer, and welder.
    Enjoys car shows, gun shows, race tracks.
    3 hours after our wedding we were out back shooting behind the barn, during our reception that is (see pics in my member photos)

    If this is suffering...I CAN'T WAIT FOR HAPPINESS

    AND SHE BOUGHT ME A BENELLI FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

    And no you can't have her she's mine and she's armed...

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    jdlv - you can tell your wife is a Pennsylvainia woman - from a fellow PA guy.

    Now shooting at the reception - that is the kind of reception I would like to attend.
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    HAHA she's from Oshkosh, Wi. and I'm from Detroit, Mi. we met in Flordia...Long story. WE wanted pictures shooting in tux and dress but it was too hot.

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    i saw a bumper sticker today that said


    Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy

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    My wife also bought me my Kimber and she is considering the Ed Brown that I want for Christmas.

    Yep, She's a Pennsylvania gal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainMan
    jdlv - you can tell your wife is a Pennsylvainia woman - from a fellow PA guy.

    Now shooting at the reception - that is the kind of reception I would like to attend.
    The invitations might say BYOA (Bring your own Ammo)
    ""If I shoot all the ammo I am carrying, I either won't need more or, more won't help me.""

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    Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.

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