Here's a poster child for the wall of stupid...

Man Removes Wart With Shotgun, Blows Off Finger: Pics, Videos, Links, News

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Man Removes Wart With Shotgun, Blows Off Finger

Culture Buzz At least he wasn't trying to remove a genital wart. Sean Murphy is a 38-year-old security guard from South Yorkshire, England. He had been plagued by a painful wart on the middle finger of his left hand for nearly five years. One night not long ago, he drank a bunch of beer and aimed a 12-bore Beretta shotgun at the wart. Surprising no one except for Mr. Murphy himself, he blew off the entire top of his finger.

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@bolded...Unfortunately for the rest of the world...

I... But he...

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What a marooon.

I would say he came from the shallow end of the gene pool, but I really think it must have been during a drought.

Beer and shotguns ..... there is never a good ending to a story that starts out that way.

Here's You Sign ! :tool:

Oh never mind you already have one everytime you look at your middle finger of your left hand.

Ummmm... me thinks that the wheel is still spinning but the hamster is DEAD!

“The best thing is that the wart has gone. It was giving me a lot of trouble.".—Sean Murphy, Fingerless Person

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Originally Posted by RoadRunner71

Beer and shotguns ..... there is never a good ending to a story that starts out that way.

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No...

Their is ALWAYS a good ending to that story.

It depends on which side of the shotgun you are on...

Only in Britain will you use beer and a shotgun for wart removal. I'm surprised the Brit actually owned a shotgun considering the ban on firearms there.

Here in West Virginia, you need a pint of whiskey and a .357 Magnum for the deed.

What about other states, countries? Anyone care to elaborate?

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Originally Posted by MitchellCT

No...

Their is ALWAYS a good ending to that story.

It depends on which side of the shotgun you are on...

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Nope, I disagree. It's sort of like the stories that start out, "Well, this seemed like a good idea at the time."

I always wondered what Gecko45 looked like

It twas truly the British version of "Hold me beer and watch this!"

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Originally Posted by RoadRunner71

Nope, I disagree. It's sort of like the stories that start out, "Well, this seemed like a good idea at the time."

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If it gets on youtube...it WAS :smile:

So now what will he do when he's driving...give someone "the stub" :rofl:

To bad he missed his head. He can still breed...

at least he got rid of the wart..:icon_neutral: