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  1. June 16th, 2011 02:52 PM #1
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    Here's a poster child for the wall of stupid...

    Man Removes Wart With Shotgun, Blows Off Finger: Pics, Videos, Links, News

    Man Removes Wart With Shotgun, Blows Off Finger

    Culture Buzz At least he wasn't trying to remove a genital wart. Sean Murphy is a 38-year-old security guard from South Yorkshire, England. He had been plagued by a painful wart on the middle finger of his left hand for nearly five years. One night not long ago, he drank a bunch of beer and aimed a 12-bore Beretta shotgun at the wart. Surprising no one except for Mr. Murphy himself, he blew off the entire top of his finger.
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    I... But he...



    What a marooon.
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    I would say he came from the shallow end of the gene pool, but I really think it must have been during a drought.
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    Beer and shotguns ..... there is never a good ending to a story that starts out that way.
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    Cool

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    Oh never mind you already have one everytime you look at your middle finger of your left hand.
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    Ummmm... me thinks that the wheel is still spinning but the hamster is DEAD!

    “The best thing is that the wart has gone. It was giving me a lot of trouble.".—Sean Murphy, Fingerless Person
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  8. June 16th, 2011 04:01 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadRunner71 View Post
    Beer and shotguns ..... there is never a good ending to a story that starts out that way.
    No...

    Their is ALWAYS a good ending to that story.

    It depends on which side of the shotgun you are on...
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    Only in Britain will you use beer and a shotgun for wart removal. I'm surprised the Brit actually owned a shotgun considering the ban on firearms there.

    Here in West Virginia, you need a pint of whiskey and a .357 Magnum for the deed.

    What about other states, countries? Anyone care to elaborate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MitchellCT View Post
    No...

    Their is ALWAYS a good ending to that story.

    It depends on which side of the shotgun you are on...
    Nope, I disagree. It's sort of like the stories that start out, "Well, this seemed like a good idea at the time."
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    It twas truly the British version of "Hold me beer and watch this!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadRunner71 View Post
    Nope, I disagree. It's sort of like the stories that start out, "Well, this seemed like a good idea at the time."
    If it gets on youtube...it WAS
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    So now what will he do when he's driving...give someone "the stub"
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    To bad he missed his head. He can still breed...
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    at least he got rid of the wart..
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