What The...? Man Assaulted While Trapping Minnows!

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    What The...? Man Assaulted While Trapping Minnows!

    I hope this doesn't get out on the National News Front. Only in my state of West Virginia would this even happen. About as bad as the Canadian Hockey Riots.

    57-year-old man reports he was assaulted while trapping minnows
    June 17, 2011 @ 12:00 AM

    LACIE PIERSON

    The Herald-Dispatch
    Huntington, WV

    The following information was provided by the Cabell County, WV Sheriff's Office:

    SIMPLE ASSAULT: A 57-year-old man reported that Wednesday evening he and another person were trapping minnows in the creek behind a church along Raccoon Creek in Branchland.

    The man said they heard two gunshots, and someone began yelling at them asking who they were. The man said they identified themselves, but the person assaulted him. He said the person slammed him onto the ground and punched and kicked him. He refused EMS assistance.
    57-year-old man reports he was assaulted while trapping minnows - The Herald Dispatch
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    Over reaction to simple trespass?
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    Was PETA in the area??
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    San Francisco libtards gone wild?
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    someone's happy juice setup was probably nearby...
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    Quote Originally Posted by packinnova View Post
    someone's happy juice setup was probably nearby...




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    I don't know, maybe he was looking for Raccoon Creek Sushi and the people who think they own the creek decided to take action to prevent him from serving it.

    Raccoon Creek Rd is a place best avoided unless you got business there. Trust me, I know.
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