I did not draw my gun or shoot anyone today.
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Post By msgt/ret
Post By NC Bullseye
Post By dukalmighty
June 21st, 2011 12:17 AM
I did not draw my gun or shoot anyone today.
I was involved in a minor traffic accident today and contrary to the dire predications by the brady bunch, chucky schemer, diane finestiene and others neither I nor the other driver lept out with guns blazing. Instead we asked each otherís condition and while I called 911 he called his mother (very young guy) and she and his sister showed up later again no confrontation just someone concerned for the condition of her son. When the traffic investigator showed up I gave her my D/L and CCW she said thanks and handed my CCW back. While we were filling put the paperwork his mother did leave but returned with a couple of much appreciated bottles of cold water. After the paperwork was finished we both went our separate ways. Such a boring day and I probably disappointed the gun grabbers.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
June 21st, 2011 12:19 AM
Msgt I bet you really disappointed them...maybe next time
June 21st, 2011 12:28 AM
"An armed society is a polite society" - Thomas Jefferson
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June 21st, 2011 12:33 AM
those who cry the streets will run red are projecting their fears of how they think they would act upon all of us.
tell me again how it is they get elected?
gasmitty, many attribute that quote to R. A. Heinlein.
i need to check on it....it came up as "beyond This Horizon" 1942.
was it from much earlier by Jefferson also?
You plug 'em, I plant 'em
...kid can't read at 17 (Garcia/Hunter 1985)
Lack of preparation on your part does not necessarily constitute an emergency on mine
June 21st, 2011 12:41 AM
Actually, the phrase is from "Beyond the Horizon," a novel by Robert A. Heinlein. It's not helpful to attribute quotes to Jefferson that he didn't say.
Originally Posted by gasmitty
"None who have always been free can understand
the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom
to those who are not free."
June 21st, 2011 12:43 AM
You should have at LEAST deployed your CHP badge and sash.
June 21st, 2011 10:45 AM
Originally Posted by NC Bullseye
But really, sounds about like the one accident I've had while I've had my CWL. The cop showed up, I pulled him aside real quick and showed him my license. He asked where I was carrying, smiled and said "well as long as yours stays where it is, so does mine." Afterward we had a nice chat about how he likes citizens carrying, but doesn't really like the M&P I carry.
Just the way it should be.
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June 21st, 2011 12:17 PM
Originally Posted by msgt/ret
I am so sorry for you! Apparently you bought one of those defective guns. Please turn it in immediately and get one that actually will shoot someone who has the audacity to collide with your vehicle. (sarcasm off)
Sounds like a good day...
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
June 21st, 2011 12:24 PM
You did it all wrong... You were supposed to hit a little old lady (struggling, and using a walker) crossing the street to get food for her hundred cats, while you were barreling along at an outrageous 300 miles over the limit while drunk. Once you hit her you were supposed to jump out, gun(s) blazing, shooting anything/anyone within sight. Then run from the police.
THAT is how you do it.
But, seriously, I'm glad nobody was hurt and nothing really bad happened.
"Gun control should mean hitting your target every time."
Please try to remember- I have a very dry sense of humor. It usually sounds mean, but isn't meant to be.
June 21st, 2011 01:42 PM
I have off days too,get a good nights sleep and a fresh outlook and shoot 2 people tomorrow to make up for slacking off today
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
June 21st, 2011 02:04 PM
Originally Posted by dukalmighty
"He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." - Leonardo da Vinci
June 21st, 2011 02:47 PM
I think we should ban cars... this is just one example of the tragedy inflicted by the motor vehicle industry... they should all be held accountable for the innocents that are injured and murdered by the intentional and accidental mayhem caused by these heinous things. A young man nearly died today, to say nothing of a retired serviceman... it could have been so tragic...
pause to wring hands
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June 21st, 2011 03:53 PM
.....so your gonna pass more laws and take away my gun rights what for something some Crip did last night in LA??
i aksk (sp) again---how dem getz elected; dey don't repzent me nohow, noway.
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