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A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a problem for us", the Attorney General said. "They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like X and Y and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President - It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.

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[Stubborn]

I love it...another Nobel for sure...after all he's earned it

[whodog]

How "noble" of the POTUS to be so concerned!!!

[glockman10mm]

Now that there is a good one!

[retsupt99]

All this does not add up...

[Guest1]

Anthony Wiener announces that he will run for Pres,he has picked Eric Holder as his running mate.

[Randy W]

It's all this new math.
What is the world comming too.

[ArkhmAsylm]

It just doesn't figure!

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The latest is that the white house may be considering sending in the Geek Squad to flush out suspected Al-Gebra strongholds.