Guard dog for sale. No reasonable offer refused.

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    Guard dog for sale. No reasonable offer refused.

    Besides, he drinks all my #$@ beer!
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    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Well,
    if you keep all the valuables in the fridge, with his beloved choice of beverage, you should be alright!
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    That he dog has teats,She looks a lot like my watchdog who was hiding in the Gun Safe closet when I came home,apparently fireworks aren't her forte
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    That he dog has teats,She looks a lot like my watchdog who was hiding in the Gun Safe closet when I came home,apparently fireworks aren't her forte
    Wrong, Duke. That's another reason I'm getting rid of "her". Female impersonator.
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    Look at that face, give it another beer and calm down!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    Look at that face, give it another beer and calm down!
    Too true. And we've all had days like that.
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    I'll bid 1 six pack for him.
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