A man tried to kill me this morning...
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July 10th, 2011 12:13 PM
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A man tried to kill me this morning...
...with his truck. I played hookey from church this morning (I know, I know) and decided to get a nice bicycle ride in. I was riding my normal route doing about 20 mph when some bozo backed right out in front of me. I shouted but he just kept coming.
The thing that saved me was that he cut the wheel to establish himself in my lane. I was able to get over on the the yellow lines but I still had to push off of the back of his truck with my hand or he would have run me over. I banged my hand on his truck twice real loud and shouted again and he finally stopped. It all took place in about 2 seconds and as I went by his window about 12 inches away I heard him exclaim "OH POOP!" (<-- clean edit). He had no idea I was there and I think I scared him almost as much as he scared me.
I didn't stop I just kept going because you never know how someone will react. I didn't look back and he never passed me so I'm guessing he pulled back in his driveway and took a few moments to calm down. About a half mile later I turned down another country road and headed for home. I don't have a scratch and I'm glad I didn't hurt my wrist/arm pushing off of his truck. It was pretty close though.
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July 10th, 2011 12:13 PM
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July 10th, 2011 12:25 PM
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Sounds like a reminder that playing hookey from church might not be a good idea....But glad you are okay
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July 10th, 2011 12:29 PM
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Glad you had your radar on and are ok. The human body is no match for a truck.
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July 10th, 2011 12:32 PM
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Good you werent hurt. Cant really be mad at him....happens to the best of us.
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July 10th, 2011 12:34 PM
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Hope you were wearing your helmet.
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July 10th, 2011 12:45 PM
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'Glad you're alright. I'll admit that I played hookey today too.
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July 10th, 2011 01:09 PM
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Whoa, that's too close for comfort. Glad you're alright.
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July 10th, 2011 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by
varob
Hope you were wearing your helmet.
No I wasn't, I get lazy about a helmet when I'm riding on roads. I had a long stretch of pavement still to get home after the incident. I had plenty of time to think it over while I was stamping out a cadence. I plan to be more diligent about wearing a helmet in the future (I always wear one when I'm riding on dirt).
ETA: My biggest problem with a helmet is that on a road ride they get really sweaty. I ride 5 or 6 days a week if the WX is nice and a helmet can get FUNKY! I need to come up with a solution to funk nasty helmet syndrome and start wearing it every time I go out.
A 9mm might expand but a .45 will never shrink enough to fit 17 in the magazine.
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July 10th, 2011 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Good you werent hurt. Cant really be mad at him....happens to the best of us.

IT WAS YOU!!! I'll get you for this JWhite!!! :)
A 9mm might expand but a .45 will never shrink enough to fit 17 in the magazine.
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July 10th, 2011 01:44 PM
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I played hookey too, but I don't think a car will hit me in my 2nd floor barracks room.... lol
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July 10th, 2011 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by
SpencerB
I played hookey too, but I don't think a car will hit me in my 2nd floor barracks room.... lol
Anything is possible with God. Don't test him! :)
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July 10th, 2011 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by
atctimmy
No I wasn't, I get lazy about a helmet when I'm riding on roads. I had a long stretch of pavement still to get home after the incident. I had plenty of time to think it over while I was stamping out a cadence. I plan to be more diligent about wearing a helmet in the future (I always wear one when I'm riding on dirt).
Do you have a family?
If so, Suck It Up and commit to wear a pro helmet Always.
You conceal carry but fail to wear a simple helmet.
I am glad luck and rider skill was on your side today.
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July 10th, 2011 01:59 PM
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Two thing to consider when riding a bike or a motorcyle...
One...assume that you are invisible and no one can see you...
Two...those that can see you are purposely trying to kill you...
Those two things kept me alive more than once when on my motorcycle.
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb...
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July 10th, 2011 02:06 PM
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Glad your OK, may we assume you will be in church next Sunday ?
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July 10th, 2011 02:29 PM
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When I rode I kept a ball peen hammer taped to my handlebars. They are REAL accurate when thrown.
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