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    Never give a monkey a gun

    Never give a monkey a gun

    And what lessons can we learn here boys and girls?
    Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.

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    They should have given the monkey ear muffs and saftey glasses. That was very unthoughtful of that guy.
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    no matter how reliable he may seem,
    never give your gun to a monkey
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    more like i heard it said long ago FWIW
    Be aware, be deliberate in your actions and be accurate.
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    Reminds me of the Western where the bad guy says. "hey buddy lets see you dance"
    I carry to protect myself and my loved ones from the BG's. Not to solve societies problems. That said: if more carried the deterrent would only have a positive overall effect on those problems.

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    Funny!
    Mark Twain:
    The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a
    patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

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    Everyone should do that!
    Stop whining and go do something that makes a difference!
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    Was'nt this the fast and furious Mexican cartel thing?
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    Now that was funny..

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    he he he...good one
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    Why not? Someone gave the guns to those guys, & look at how well they're doing.
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    And now you know where trunk monkeys came from
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    I liked how the monkey held the rifle over his head smiling in triumph at the end.

    Too bad he missed though.
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    Reminds me of the old Tarzan flicks with Cheeta the chimpanzee.... Always liked that little chimp.
    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36

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    Too never give monkeys guns,or................!well i got to say it,they'll take the white house.
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    Is this considered gorilla warfare?
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