Never give a monkey a gun
And what lessons can we learn here boys and girls?
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Never give a monkey a gun
And what lessons can we learn here boys and girls?
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
They should have given the monkey ear muffs and saftey glasses. That was very unthoughtful of that guy.
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb...
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Maker of cool things to shoot
no matter how reliable he may seem,
never give your gun to a monkey
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more like i heard it said long ago FWIW
as i've noticed about others--that they do not always do as i think they will nor often as they say they will.
this not only makes life interesting, it makes it dangerous too.
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Reminds me of the Western where the bad guy says. "hey buddy lets see you dance"
I carry to protect myself and my loved ones from the BG's. Not to solve societies problems. That said: if more carried the deterrent would only have a positive overall effect on those problems.
Funny!
"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin... but what good does that do me?" Homer Simpson
Everyone should do that!
Stop whining and go make a difference!
If you think that I may be talking to you, then I am.
Was'nt this the fast and furious Mexican cartel thing?
" The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." Henry Kissenger
he he he...good one
Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
-Virgil, Aeneid, vi, 95
Why not? Someone gave the guns to those guys, & look at how well they're doing.
"Historical examination of the right to bear arms, from English antecedents to the drafting of the Second Amendment, bears proof that the right to bear arms has consistently been, and should still be, construed as an individual right." -- U.S. District Judge Sam Cummings, Re: U.S. vs Emerson (1999)
And now you know where trunk monkeys came from
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
I liked how the monkey held the rifle over his head smiling in triumph at the end.
Too bad he missed though.
Courage is endurance for one moment more…
Hollowpoints might expand, but bullets won't shrink.
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Reminds me of the old Tarzan flicks with Cheeta the chimpanzee.... Always liked that little chimp.
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson
Too never give monkeys guns,or................!well i got to say it,they'll take the white house.
Is this considered gorilla warfare?