Best Singles Ad ever
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Post By dukalmighty
July 11th, 2011 06:02 AM
Best Singles Ad ever
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me... Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....
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July 11th, 2011 06:06 AM
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July 11th, 2011 06:28 AM
Beautiful little pup!
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July 11th, 2011 04:44 PM
She'll have a home in no time.
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July 11th, 2011 08:21 PM
one look in those eyes........
I need a dog
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July 11th, 2011 08:31 PM
Come on dad call......... please !
July 11th, 2011 08:32 PM
A black Lab puppy. Promises of sloppy kisses, jumping all over you, eating everything in sight, chewing everything in site, throwing up that which she's eaten & chewed, & more sloppy kisses. How could you go wrong??
Make that 151 men...
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July 11th, 2011 09:31 PM
Beautiful puppy.....the really nice thing is she won't be too jealous if you bring another female home some night!!
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July 11th, 2011 09:41 PM
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