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    Best Singles Ad ever

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me... Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....




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    At least she's a cutie!
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    Beautiful little pup!
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    She'll have a home in no time.
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    one look in those eyes........

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    Cool

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    A black Lab puppy. Promises of sloppy kisses, jumping all over you, eating everything in sight, chewing everything in site, throwing up that which she's eaten & chewed, & more sloppy kisses. How could you go wrong??

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    Beautiful puppy.....the really nice thing is she won't be too jealous if you bring another female home some night!!
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    Awesome!
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