A touching golf story

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    A touching golf story

    Dave stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity.

    He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.

    Finally his exasperated partner Ray asked, ‘What the heck is taking so long?'

    'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,' Dave explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'

    His companion Ray said, 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here.'
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    I wonder what club he is attempting this with?
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