Dog Lovers, you'll love this one.

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  1. July 15th, 2011 11:08 PM #1
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    Dog Lovers, you'll love this one.

    I got this one in an email and couldn't help but to pass it along here. Gave me a good laugh.



    My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry.


    My watchdog, "Killer", did not alert me, and for this reason I am giving him away. I no longer want a dog - I´m installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They´re cheaper and more reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail urgently.

    A photo of "Killer" is attached below.

    He does have a few problems but with help he should be ok!!

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  3. July 15th, 2011 11:13 PM #2
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  4. July 16th, 2011 10:29 AM #3
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    I'm surprised no one else has commented on this.
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  5. July 16th, 2011 11:01 AM #4
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    I want that dog....Makes me look a lot better to the wife and friends....Sort of like the puppy in the park thing with a different twist.
    I carry to protect myself and my loved ones from the BG's. Not to solve societies problems. That said: if more carried the deterrent would only have a positive overall effect on those problems.
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  7. July 16th, 2011 02:50 PM #6
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    He has the same look I get when I tell my wife I'd like to go to the the gun store!
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  8. July 16th, 2011 04:16 PM #7
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    that's pretty funny....
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    Cool

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