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    'If itwas easy,we would let women do it."

    'nobody wins a chainsaw fight"
    Last edited by SIXTO; July 17th, 2011 at 12:41 AM.
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    "Here Endeth The Lesson"
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    "Actions speak louder than words"
    Socialism: A great Idea...'til you run out of other people's money. Margaret Thatcher

    "A man without a gun is a subject, a man with a gun is a citizen."
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    It's a short step from the penthouse to the outhouse
    "We make a living by what we get,
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    I've heard this from my late Grandmother many of times...

    "If your brain doesn't work...your legs will."

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    If you're not early, you're late.

    A quick nickel beats a slow dime anytime.

    Work is the curse of the drinking class.

    Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the tree.

    You can't push a chain.

    Reality is in the mind of the beholder.

    There are hundreds of women (men) you can live with, but only one you can't live without.

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    It's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

    If three people tell you that you are a jackass, ignore them; if five people tell you that you are a jackass, buy yourself a saddle.
    The more good folks carry guns, the fewer shots the crazies can get off.
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    "Stop hitting your sister!"


    I find myself yelling this quite often.
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    "Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"

    "Gun control means hitting your target every time."

    Please take everything I say with at least one grain of salt- I am a very sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor.

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    "If the shoe fits, put the _ on!" -old baseball coach of mine

    "you don't realize how much fun you are having until after you've already had it" - me
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    Quote Originally Posted by gottabkiddin View Post
    Honey, I'm hungry, what are we doing for dinner?

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    Don't sweat the little stuff, and it's all little stuff.


    One more.


    Old Chinese proverb say; He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers...
    Another Chinese proverb, "Man who break wind in church must sit in his own pew".
    Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

    And from my grandma... (sap on meant keep on)

    Sap on, sap on and see if a hard head don't make a soft ass out of you!
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    "Always keep an eye on your friends. You already know who your enemies are."

    ~JR Ewing...

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    "It just goes to show you".

    Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
    Richard M Nixon
    Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbiesdad View Post
    "It just goes to show you".
    I always enjoy Grumpy Old Men. It makes me sad that Meredith, Matthau, and Lemmon have all moved on....

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