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    You can tell me what to do, or how to do it, but not both!

    This generally keeps the peace at home.


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    "I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue"

    "You just got a practical lesson in heat conduction. Heat goes from fire to pan, pan to food, food to you" (Said to cooks who pick something up they should've known was hot)

    "You can always do more than you initially think you can"....from my Dad

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    "Busy as a stump full of ants" - ?
    "Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head" - My Dad
    "Wish in one hand and poop in the other and see which one fills up first" - ?
    "Never try to teach a pig to sing, it'll waste your time and annoy the pig" - Mark Twain"
    "Even a bling hog roots up an acorn once in a while" - ?
    "I got no dog in this fight" - ?
    "Busy as a one-legged man in a ass kicking contest" - ?

    I better quit, I could go on for days...
    "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it".
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    "If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face." Zach de la Rocha
    "Was there no end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?"

    Revolvers, “more elegant weapons for a more civilized age.”

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    A smart man believes only half of what he hears (reads) the wise man knows which half.
    LEARN something today so you can TEACH something tomorrow.
    Dominus Vobiscum <))>(
    Where is the wisdom that we have lost in knowledge?" T.S. Elliot

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    "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" -FDR
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and thermonuclear warfare.
    My blog

    WARNING: This post may contain material offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense and/or supporting factual or anecdotal evidence. All statements and assertions contained herein may be subject to literary devices not limited to: irony, metaphor, allusion and dripping sarcasm.

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    I just LOOK stupid!

    Used mostly in response to people that ask when am I going to get married, but used at other times as well.......


    - Cam
    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

    -Will Rogers

    Im a big fan of the .22LR for bear defense.
    Just shoot the guy next to you in the knee and run like heck.

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    Here are two that I always tell my sons;

    "Old age and treachery always overcome youth and skill."

    And when the don't take my "sage" advice,

    "It's OK to suffer, but do it in silence."

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    If you play with a turd you'll get crap on your hands.

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    If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical problem.

    It don't matter how mad a person is at you, you can always make them madder.
    "The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." Albert Einstien

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    My dad used to tell me......If I could buy you for what you are worth, and sell you for what you think you are worth, I'd be a millionaire. I heard it a lot when I was a teenager and used it a lot on my kids.
    Don't tread on me or mine.
    I am comfortable laying on a rock in the sun; bothering no one. If you choose to ignore the above statement, you will wish all you had to do, is deal with a snake.

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    From my Grandpa about the teenage boys and girls getting married and having a child not long after getting married in the small town he lived in.

    "The second one takes nine months. The first one can come anytime."
    Nevada CFP
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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.
    That was my dad's favorite bit of advice when I was growing up.

    One of my favorite sayings is, "only a rich man can afford cheap tools."

    A couple from Jeff Cooper:

    Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.

    “The will to survive is not as important as the will to prevail... the answer to criminal aggression is retaliation.”

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    My Dad: "Would you like some cheese with that whine?

    In response to the sheeple I know: "Don't apologize for living"

    "To be early is to be on time - to be on time is to be late"

    And of COURSE!!! This one: &#x202a;Thell Reed: Tombstone-I&#39;m your Huckleberry&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube --Right at the beginning

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