Do you have a favorite saying?
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This generally keeps the peace at home.
July 18th, 2011 10:38 AM
You can tell me what to do, or how to do it, but not both!
This generally keeps the peace at home.
July 18th, 2011 11:02 AM
"I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue"
"You just got a practical lesson in heat conduction. Heat goes from fire to pan, pan to food, food to you" (Said to cooks who pick something up they should've known was hot)
"You can always do more than you initially think you can"....from my Dad
July 18th, 2011 11:07 AM
"Busy as a stump full of ants" - ?
"Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head" - My Dad
"Wish in one hand and poop in the other and see which one fills up first" - ?
"Never try to teach a pig to sing, it'll waste your time and annoy the pig" - Mark Twain"
"Even a bling hog roots up an acorn once in a while" - ?
"I got no dog in this fight" - ?
"Busy as a one-legged man in a ass kicking contest" - ?
I better quit, I could go on for days...
"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it".
July 18th, 2011 11:16 AM
"If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face." Zach de la Rocha
July 18th, 2011 11:29 AM
A smart man believes only half of what he hears (reads) the wise man knows which half.
LEARN something today so you can TEACH something tomorrow.
Dominus Vobiscum <))>( Where is the wisdom that we have lost in knowledge?" T.S. Elliot
July 18th, 2011 02:17 PM
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" -FDR
There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
July 18th, 2011 03:33 PM
Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and thermonuclear warfare.
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July 18th, 2011 03:43 PM
I just LOOK stupid!
Used mostly in response to people that ask when am I going to get married, but used at other times as well.......
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Im a big fan of the .22LR for bear defense.
Just shoot the guy next to you in the knee and run like heck.
July 18th, 2011 03:47 PM
Here are two that I always tell my sons;
"Old age and treachery always overcome youth and skill."
And when the don't take my "sage" advice,
"It's OK to suffer, but do it in silence."
July 18th, 2011 05:36 PM
If you play with a turd you'll get crap on your hands.
July 18th, 2011 09:07 PM
If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical problem.
It don't matter how mad a person is at you, you can always make them madder.
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." Albert Einstien
July 18th, 2011 10:50 PM
My dad used to tell me......If I could buy you for what you are worth, and sell you for what you think you are worth, I'd be a millionaire. I heard it a lot when I was a teenager and used it a lot on my kids.
Don't tread on me or mine.
I am comfortable laying on a rock in the sun; bothering no one. If you choose to ignore the above statement, you will wish all you had to do, is deal with a snake.
July 18th, 2011 11:07 PM
From my Grandpa about the teenage boys and girls getting married and having a child not long after getting married in the small town he lived in.
"The second one takes nine months. The first one can come anytime."
July 18th, 2011 11:49 PM
That was my dad's favorite bit of advice when I was growing up.
Originally Posted by miklcolt45
One of my favorite sayings is, "only a rich man can afford cheap tools."
A couple from Jeff Cooper:
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.
“The will to survive is not as important as the will to prevail... the answer to criminal aggression is retaliation.”
July 19th, 2011 12:34 AM
My Dad: "Would you like some cheese with that whine?
In response to the sheeple I know: "Don't apologize for living"
"To be early is to be on time - to be on time is to be late"
And of COURSE!!! This one: ‪Thell Reed: Tombstone-I'm your Huckleberry‬‏ - YouTube --Right at the beginning
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