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    "It's all fun and games until you have to call an ambulance!"

    and from one of our members: "Ignorance is a far cry from stupid, but you can get there real fast if you're not paying attention!" or words to that effect.
    -Bark'n
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    A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

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    "The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come." ~ Confucius

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    Quote Originally Posted by dV8r View Post
    A smart man believes only half of what he hears (reads) the wise man knows which half.
    way to take my sig line :)
    "The value you put on the lost will be determined by the sacrifice you are willing to make to seek them until they are found."

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    You can't push a string

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    You get what you pay for. And in life, you have to pay attention.
    Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.

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    You can't fix stupid (already mentioned)

    A 9mm may expand, but a .45 won't shrink

    I love you (said to my wife and kids)
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    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
    Thomas Jefferson

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    "I cut it twice and it's still too short."

    "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's hilarious."

    "Busier than a one-armed paper hanger."

    "Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it."

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    Rather be tried by 12 than carried by six!!

    After 20+ years a VP in HR my Dad started calling "common sense" HORSE SENSE......because it is not that common anymore!
    The door to safety swings on the hinges of common sense!
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    Used many times during my 20 years on submarines when one of my guys would pull something stupid:

    "It's hard to believe you were the fastest sperm."
    "The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield, and government to gain ground."

    - Thomas Jefferson

    "I'm the arrow, you're my bow, shoot me forth and I will go"

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    "Life is a game; one so serious that it can only be well played with reckless abandon."
    "In EMS, death is our dance partner. We push it away, move it closer, move around it. Sometimes it leads, and other times it does not, depending on the skill of the dancer and the music being played." -Tracey Loscar, MCIP


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    Nerver kick a fresh cow patty on a hot july mornin (grandpa)

    "If you force me to do violence, I shall be so savage and so cruel, and hurt you so badly that the thought of revenge shall never cross your mind." -Machiavelli (1469-1527)

    "Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell!" ---Pinhead, Hellraiser

    "Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."
    JOSEY WALES

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    I'm so hungry I could eat the south end of a horse headed north
    got a gun for my wife....best trade i ever made

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    "Anyone can plan ahead, but only real men crisis manage."
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!
    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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    "Call da amberlamps! Call da Amberlamps!" Epic Beard Man's opponent

    "Don't put a thousand dollar saddle on a fifty dollar horse." J.T.

    "Trust in Gold, Not in Government." J. G. Murray (Link to letter: Here)

    "For all the myths and shibboleths, one thing is true. Free men are never equal, and equal men are never free." J.G. Murray
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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