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    You can't open the bottom dresser drawer because it is stuffed with holsters... that you NEVER USE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    Your underwear has "WARNING CONCEALED WEAPON"
    If I was dippn snuff, I'da swallowed it on that one. Puts a whole new turn to the officer saying "you don't show me yours and I won't show you mine".
    Driving all over town looking for different ammos to try. Knowing that you could call and ask but that wouldn't be nearly as much fun and would prevent you finding any new treasures.

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    ...you daydream of a Zombie apocalypse and smile...target rich environment.
    ...you quize your girlfriend/wife about the manner in which all firearms in the house are made ready to fire.
    ...you pause the movie and rant for 5 minutes because someone raised a glock and there was a click sound effect.
    ...you pause the same movie because some one runs a pistol dry and instead of locking back it goes click when the trigger is pulled on an empty chamber.
    ...you pause the same movie a third time because the actor in question who's diving john woo style is such a bleeding heart liberal he hates the fact that the general public can own guns.
    ...you see a movie poster with an XD on it and notice the chamber indicator down and frown.
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    ...you see a gun in a movie and pop quiz people on what it was.
    ...you consider a movie good because the suppressor sound effects where accurate.
    ...you have gun purchases planned YEARS in advance!
    ...your wife gets mad that all you and her father and brother talk about is gun stuff and CC when there are family get togethers. (all the men have our CHL's)
    ...Bedtime has a press-check or 2 mixed in with the good night kisses.
    ...Your wife gets pregnant and you register at babies R us and look at gun safes at Academy

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    I vote this as sticky worthy by the way! any seconds?
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    You watch the old westerns and count the rounds. I've got to try one of those 17 shooters!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doodle View Post
    I vote this as sticky worthy by the way! any seconds?
    I'll second it! This is fun!
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    -----your friends tell you that your obsession to buy guns and ammo is a sickness and you want to shoot them for saying so.

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    ....you pick up brass at the range in a caliber you don't have, but might one day.


    but honey I need to get a .40 look at all this brass I can reload for it.

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    You are known as the gun guy in a social group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adric22 View Post
    When talk of the family vacation comes around, first thing that comes to mind is if your handgun license is valid in that state.
    This is an important part of ANY of my travel plans.
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    -- Your idea of a porn magazine is "Guns & Ammo"
    -- You have thought of at least once, on how to carry while wearing your PJ's or in the shower
    -- You have a well thought out plan for the Zombie Apocalypse
    -- Your most visited pages in YouTube are from Hickok45 and Nut'nFancy
    -- You have over 1,000 posts at Defensivecarry.com
    -- You have a drawer full of holsters that you don't use, but keep buying more
    -- You can weave a Cobra Bracelet with Paracord with your eyes closed, but can't sow a button
    -- You have to come up with a solid plan to explain to your wife why you NEED another gun
    -- You carried a handgun during your wedding
    -- You spent your honeymoon at "Thunder Ranch"
    -- You got married at the Gun Range
    "If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous... If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid for?" [Clint Smith - Thunder Ranch]

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    ----when you pass over a voluntary command picnic for a range session/I just did that with my AR-15 today

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    -- When you wish you lived at "1911 Armory Rd" and you're safe(s) would suit it.
    Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation. - Rule #23 in the USMC rules for gunfighting.

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    When your wife finds you reading the firearms magazine of your choice and just rolls her eyes and sighs "Porn again?"
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    You see a good deal on a gun or ammo but cannot exactly remember if you have one or what gun or ammo you already have or puchased recently so you go ahead and buy the same gun or another 1000 rounds just to be sure.

    Walmart, Academy Sports or your LGS calls you to ask if A. They have the gun in stock because they cannot be sure. B. Where can a person find said firearm at which store and how much it is. C. Since you already have one and they don't can you bring it by so a customer can look at it or testfire it.

    When reaching into the cabinet for a new roll of toilet paper you find the long lost 400 round ammo can of 7.62 x39 and don't remember putting it there.

    You have to clear 2 or more weapons before undressing for the night.

    Your cat considers your CTC laser firearm as his new play toy.

    You supply the police department with ammo and rifle mags because they don't have enough.

    The UPS guy makes you his last stop on the days you get an odd shaped box because he wants to know whats in it.

    You cannot remember someone's name but you can list what their EDC is and what ammo they carry in it.

    You have to restock ammo on Friday because you are under 2000 rounds and you dont want to run out over the weekend.

    And the list goes on and on.......
    "A first rate man with a third rate gun is far better than the other way around". The gun is a tool, you are the craftsman that makes it work. There are those who say "if I had to do it, I could" yet they never go out and train to do it. Don't let stupid be your mindset. Harryball 2013

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