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    -- You have more photos of your firearms than of your wife and kids
    -- You did your wedding registry at Cabelas, Bass Pro Shop and your LGS
    -- Your two dogs are named Smith and Wesson
    -- You have a Bug Out Bag, a Get Home Bag, a Bail Out Bag and an Active Shooter Bag
    -- You have carried 2 guns and 4 magazines on you at least once in your life
    -- You get a Christmas card every year from the NRA and your local gun shop
    -- You have more ammo than your local police department
    -- You shop for clothes at the mall with your EDC gun on you just to make sure it fits properly on your new clothes
    -- You have to bend over like you have a stick up your butt when you drop something
    -- You have had your tailor customize your pants to fit a Glock in your pocket
    -- Your computer wallpaper and screen saver is full of firearms
    -- Your bathroom reading is the latest issue of Guns & Ammo and catalogs by Maxpedition, 5.11 Tactical, Spyderco, etc..
    -- You have enough morale patches to make a bed spread
    -- Your Amazon Wish Lists have titles such as: "Zombie Survival", "Bug Out Bag", "Apocalypse", "SHTF", and so on.
    -- You can spot a Mall Ninja 100 feet away
    -- You can tell who is carrying a gun just by the way they walk, dress and act in public
    -- You stare at the guns of police officers when you travel around the country or internationally just to see what they carry
    -- You can't tell with certainty exactly how many firearms you have in your safe right now
    -- You have thought about giving your wife/girlfriend a pink gun as a Christmas present
    "If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous... If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid for?" [Clint Smith - Thunder Ranch]

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    ...when you wish you could turn back time and let our forefathers know that they really really REALLY need to elaborate on TKBA.
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    When your wife and you decide to make Ginger Bread cookies and end up with these....



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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
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    just came across that on Lima's facebook and thought it fit this thread rather well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacman605 View Post
    You see a good deal on a gun or ammo but cannot exactly remember if you have one or what gun or ammo you already have or puchased recently so you go ahead and buy the same gun or another 1000 rounds just to be sure.

    Walmart, Academy Sports or your LGS calls you to ask if A. They have the gun in stock because they cannot be sure. B. Where can a person find said firearm at which store and how much it is. C. Since you already have one and they don't can you bring it by so a customer can look at it or testfire it.

    When reaching into the cabinet for a new roll of toilet paper you find the long lost 400 round ammo can of 7.62 x39 and don't remember putting it there.

    You have to clear 2 or more weapons before undressing for the night.

    Your cat considers your CTC laser firearm as his new play toy.

    You supply the police department with ammo and rifle mags because they don't have enough.

    The UPS guy makes you his last stop on the days you get an odd shaped box because he wants to know whats in it.

    You cannot remember someone's name but you can list what their EDC is and what ammo they carry in it.

    You have to restock ammo on Friday because you are under 2000 rounds and you dont want to run out over the weekend.

    And the list goes on and on.......
    Ha! Used the CTC on my .38 as a cat toy when I was dating my wife. Still have all 3. (the .38, the wife, and the cat) If that didn't deter her me pointing my gun at her cat, guess she was marriage material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alachner View Post
    -- Your idea of a porn magazine is "Guns & Ammo"
    Guns & Ammo isn't porn?!! Just what exactly have I been missing?
    -- You have thought of at least once, on how to carry while wearing your PJ's or in the shower
    Only once? I have pistols treated specificallyfor hyperhydroenviromental situations
    -- You have a well thought out plan for the Zombie Apocalypse
    Plan? you have to plan for this?! Just keep loading mags and handing them up! Double tap or die!!!!!!
    -- Your most visited pages in YouTube are from Hickok45 and Nut'nFancy
    Yeah, and?!!!
    -- You have over 1,000 posts at Defensivecarry.com
    OK, so I'm a little introverted.
    -- You have a drawer full of holsters that you don't use, but keep buying more
    Well, seeing as I make all my own I can't really comment on this one.
    -- You can weave a Cobra Bracelet with Paracord with your eyes closed, but can't sow a button
    I cant sow a button but I can can't sew a corn row either!
    -- You have to come up with a solid plan to explain to your wife why you NEED another gun
    You sir, have married the wrong woman!
    -- You carried a handgun during your wedding
    I most certainly did not carry only one pistol at my wedding!
    -- You spent your honeymoon at "Thunder Ranch"
    I'll have to give you this one!
    -- You got married at the Gun Range
    This one also.
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    ...If you decide to 'stop by' the local pawn shops just to see............

    And end up spending over an hour looking through/fondling everything in the glass case. (including the Glocks)
    "Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"

    "Gun control means hitting your target every time."

    Please take everything I say with at least one grain of salt- I am a very sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor.

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    You hope a cop doesn't pull you over and see the stack of shot up targets that are poorly hidden in the backseat of your car.

    You consider hanging your shot up targets on the outside of your door kind of like a "beware of dog" sign.
    Beware of gun

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    Your nephews three year old birthday party involved a shooting competition and the birthday boys mother won. And the birthday boy got his first BB gun from his favorite uncle. (Don't worry he only gets to shoot it when his mother, father, or I allow and he is very safe otherwise he wouldn't get to shoot it. Grandpa let him shoot a .17 and he killed his first prarie dog this summer too)

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    You have more guns then teeth you might be a redneck ! oops gun nut !!

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    When the ammo you buy comes in wooden crates, and the UPS driver knocks on the door and asks
    "can you give me a hand with this"
    "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it".
    Thomas Jefferson

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    ----At a company meeting the no firearms policy comes up and everyone looks at you.

    This happened to me last week....
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    ... you know the range of every tree in your neighborhood
    ... all your key rings have sight adjusting screw drivers attached
    ... you have burn scars from hot brass hitting you
    ...you put a Hogue grip on your cars parking brake
    ... you go to a marriage counselor, he asks which you like better, shooting or sex, and you think it's the most stupid question you have ever heard
    ...you spend more on ammo each month than on food
    ...you go to the range to shoot up some ammo because you need some brass to reload
    ... you ever left a handful of cartridges as a tip
    ... your homeowners insurance company would cancel your policy if they knew any of the following...
    1. the true value of your firearms
    2. how much ammo you have stored at home
    3. how much gunpowder you have stored
    4. how many primers you have
    ... you wonder how big the crater would be if your house caught on fire
    ...while surfing the web, you are shocked to discover that "golden shower" does not refer to the brass from the guy on your left
    got a gun for my wife....best trade i ever made

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    You know your a gun nut when you lose your footing while hunting, slide down a rocky slope, get all tore up but your rifle comes out of the experience without a scratch. True story. Lmbo!

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