You might be a gun nut if :
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-- You did your wedding registry at Cabelas, Bass Pro Shop ...
July 23rd, 2011 07:34 AM
-- You have more photos of your firearms than of your wife and kids
-- You did your wedding registry at Cabelas, Bass Pro Shop and your LGS
-- Your two dogs are named Smith and Wesson
-- You have a Bug Out Bag, a Get Home Bag, a Bail Out Bag and an Active Shooter Bag
-- You have carried 2 guns and 4 magazines on you at least once in your life
-- You get a Christmas card every year from the NRA and your local gun shop
-- You have more ammo than your local police department
-- You shop for clothes at the mall with your EDC gun on you just to make sure it fits properly on your new clothes
-- You have to bend over like you have a stick up your butt when you drop something
-- You have had your tailor customize your pants to fit a Glock in your pocket
-- Your computer wallpaper and screen saver is full of firearms
-- Your bathroom reading is the latest issue of Guns & Ammo and catalogs by Maxpedition, 5.11 Tactical, Spyderco, etc..
-- You have enough morale patches to make a bed spread
-- Your Amazon Wish Lists have titles such as: "Zombie Survival", "Bug Out Bag", "Apocalypse", "SHTF", and so on.
-- You can spot a Mall Ninja 100 feet away
-- You can tell who is carrying a gun just by the way they walk, dress and act in public
-- You stare at the guns of police officers when you travel around the country or internationally just to see what they carry
-- You can't tell with certainty exactly how many firearms you have in your safe right now
-- You have thought about giving your wife/girlfriend a pink gun as a Christmas present
"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous... If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid for?" [Clint Smith - Thunder Ranch]
July 23rd, 2011 07:34 AM
July 23rd, 2011 08:30 PM
...when you wish you could turn back time and let our forefathers know that they really really REALLY need to elaborate on TKBA.
Vietnam Vets, WELCOME HOME
Crossman 760 BB/Pellet, Daisy Red Ryder, Crossman Wrist Rocket, 14 Steak Knives, 3 Fillet Knives, Rolling Pin-14", Various Hunting Knives, 2 Baseball Bats, 3 Big Dogs and a big American Flag flying in the yard. I have no firearms; Try the next house.
August 10th, 2011 03:14 PM
When your wife and you decide to make Ginger Bread cookies and end up with these....
August 10th, 2011 03:16 PM
'Clinging to my guns and religion
August 10th, 2011 03:17 PM
August 10th, 2011 03:19 PM
Ha! Used the CTC on my .38 as a cat toy when I was dating my wife. Still have all 3. (the .38, the wife, and the cat) If that didn't deter her me pointing my gun at her cat, guess she was marriage material.
Originally Posted by tacman605
August 22nd, 2011 10:25 PM
This one also.
Originally Posted by alachner
August 22nd, 2011 11:21 PM
...If you decide to 'stop by' the local pawn shops just to see............
And end up spending over an hour looking through/fondling everything in the glass case. (including the Glocks)
"Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"
"Gun control means hitting your target every time."
Please take everything I say with at least one
grain of salt- I am a very
sarcastic person with a very
dry sense of humor.
August 22nd, 2011 11:22 PM
You hope a cop doesn't pull you over and see the stack of shot up targets that are poorly hidden in the backseat of your car.
You consider hanging your shot up targets on the outside of your door kind of like a "beware of dog" sign.
Beware of gun
August 23rd, 2011 12:17 PM
Your nephews three year old birthday party involved a shooting competition and the birthday boys mother won. And the birthday boy got his first BB gun from his favorite uncle. (Don't worry he only gets to shoot it when his mother, father, or I allow and he is very safe otherwise he wouldn't get to shoot it. Grandpa let him shoot a .17 and he killed his first prarie dog this summer too)
August 23rd, 2011 01:02 PM
You have more guns then teeth you might be a redneck ! oops gun nut !!
August 23rd, 2011 01:03 PM
When the ammo you buy comes in wooden crates, and the UPS driver knocks on the door and asks
"can you give me a hand with this"
"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it".
August 23rd, 2011 01:43 PM
----At a company meeting the no firearms policy comes up and everyone looks at you.
This happened to me last week....
October 2nd, 2011 10:38 PM
... you know the range of every tree in your neighborhood
... all your key rings have sight adjusting screw drivers attached
... you have burn scars from hot brass hitting you
...you put a Hogue grip on your cars parking brake
... you go to a marriage counselor, he asks which you like better, shooting or sex, and you think it's the most stupid question you have ever heard
...you spend more on ammo each month than on food
...you go to the range to shoot up some ammo because you need some brass to reload
... you ever left a handful of cartridges as a tip
... your homeowners insurance company would cancel your policy if they knew any of the following...
1. the true value of your firearms
2. how much ammo you have stored at home
3. how much gunpowder you have stored
4. how many primers you have
... you wonder how big the crater would be if your house caught on fire
...while surfing the web, you are shocked to discover that "golden shower" does not refer to the brass from the guy on your left
got a gun for my wife....best trade i ever made
October 2nd, 2011 11:01 PM
You know your a gun nut when you lose your footing while hunting, slide down a rocky slope, get all tore up but your rifle comes out of the experience without a scratch. True story. Lmbo!
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