This is a discussion on You might be a gun nut if : within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by starrman Your lottery picks are all calibers, like 3-5-7-22-38-44 Lol. I gotta try that....
If you're going to carry one weapon, might as well carry two, because as the saying goes, "Two is one, and one is none."
"Liberals can decline or whine, but I will still carry and conceal mine." - Cold Warrior. Excellent quote good sir!
... when you're seriously considering paying $10 + S&H for two cookie cutters because your anti-relatives would hate it.
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...he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one. Luke 22:36
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- You don't flinch anymore at the range when others fire their weapons.
- You get gun cleaning supplies and ammo in your stocking at Christmas.
- You really don't know exactly how much ammo you have (because it is too many)
- People want to try out your guns at the range because yours are cool and theirs are not.
- You are the one to secure the house and are the last one up the stairs at bed time.
- Your significant other will open a drawer or closet and you'll hear "Can you put this somewhere else, it doesn't need to go here".
- You have random bullets and empty casings on your desk, night stand, closet etc... and you have no idea how or why they got there.
- Everyone will clear a room when you are cleaning your guns, but you really don't even notice the smell or mind it for that matter.
....you buy Q-tips at Walgreens, and cleaning your ears is of secondary importance to your purchase
....If you've ever bought a gun in a specific caliber only because Walmart ALWAYS had that caliber in stock.
....You have a case of Mobil One motor oil in your garage....and you don't change your own oil.
....you search at the mall for an after shave that smells like FirePower 10 (FP10)
....you finally understand women and the whole shoe thing.
....you spend two hours shopping for pants to go with your OD green Glock.
....you own thirty fanny packs and each one will carry at least a full size Glock 17 and a spare mag.
.....you gave up your firearms subscriptions because you don't agree much with what the writers say.
....,when TSHTF at work, everyone yells for you.
.....your shooting acquaintances always ask what you are carrying today.
.....your local gun store hopes if ever there is an armed robbery in progress at their store.....you are there that day.
..... an LEO you don't know asks you if you are LEO
.....you have more spare pistol magazines than a U.S. Marine Armory.
.....you sold all your stocks and bonds....and bought guns.
Kimbers are the guns you show your friends....Glocks are the ones you show your enemies.
If someone accidently left a .44 magnum in their bag when coming through the x-ray to get into work, and the Plant Managers' first line is "Was it John?"
When your wife asks if the holster makes her butt look fat...
When you want to show some people how to shoot and think that is the perfect excuse to get a full size 9mm because your carry guns aren't as good for learning...
An enemy of liberty is no friend of mine. I do not owe respect to anyone who would enslave me by government force, nor is it wise for such a person to expect it. -- Isaiah Amberay
When driving your full size Cadillac you never have to worry about weighing down the rear for traction in the snow since you have about 4,000 rounds rolling around in the trunk.
Anti-gunners seem to believe that if we just pass enough laws, we can have utopia. Unfortunately, utopia is NOT one of our choices.
When you try to convince your wife/SO that Hoppe's 9 is less expensive AND smells better than their regular perfume/cologne.
"Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"
"Gun control means hitting your target every time."
Please take everything I say with at least one grain of salt- I am a very sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor.
you see cool new accessories for a gun you don't have, so you go searching to see how much you can buy that gun for.
"Legitimate use of violence can only be that which is required in self-defense."
You see all the really nice guns and figure your budget by how much you can't afford them by!
You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
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You want one of everything you see in the gun store. Some things, you want two of.
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Someone gives you a box of ammo for a gun you don’t have and you go buy one.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
You check the http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Main_Page website to see what gun was used in a movie or TV show.You might be a gun nut if...
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson