This is a discussion on You might be a gun nut if : within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by BigFish You might be a gun nut if... You're replying to this post. ;)...
Your user name is "Gunnutty"!!
We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!
The LGS clerk asks if he can help you, and you reply, "Nah, I'm jus lurking."
Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
-Virgil, Aeneid, vi, 95
You and your dealer greet one another like Andy and Otis from Mayberry.
Just thought this one up myself:
...you own garters, but only wear them on one leg.
You criticize the handling and capacity of guns on TV and the movies. Never have figured how to fire a 1911 with the hammer down, unless it has a Seecamp conversion.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
I'm guilty of so many of these. Especially the clothes shoppin one. I ha to put off clothes shopping several times because I keep forgetting to leave the kimber at home. Haha
if you have more targets on your walls than family photos.
People often mistake you for a worker at your LGS.
And you proceed to help them anyways.