This is a discussion on Bewildered texan within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; BEWILDERED TEXAN While hiking down along the border at daybreak this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he ...
While hiking down along the border at daybreak this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...
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BROWN WATER NAVY
Don"t let stupid be your skill set....
And Shepards we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, So that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
And we shall flow a river forth to Thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be,
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With great power comes great responsibility.-Stan Lee
Did you forget to put the stamps on the letter??
NOT LIVING IN FEAR, JUST READY!!!
I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness,
nor the arrow for its swiftness,
nor the warrior for his glory.
I love only that which they defend.
Did you use the proper amount of postage? If you didn't they are supposed to return them.
That was funny!
.357 mag, When you care enough to send the very best!