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    BEWILDERED TEXAN

    While hiking down along the border at daybreak this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

    Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

    It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...
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    LMAO....Thats funny
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    Thanks for supporting the US postal service.
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    Did you forget to put the stamps on the letter??
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    Did you use the proper amount of postage? If you didn't they are supposed to return them.

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    That was funny!
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    Very nice
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