A chuckle for today
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little ...
Post By Stubborn
Post By Hiram25
July 26th, 2011 04:33 PM
A chuckle for today
If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing...
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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July 26th, 2011 05:57 PM
Well, she had it well thought out!
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July 26th, 2011 05:59 PM
I started laughing here and didn't stop!
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
July 26th, 2011 06:01 PM
<---- (Gasping for air) - Sorry, man. Saw that one coming from a mile away...
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July 26th, 2011 11:07 PM
Yeah that was good.
July 26th, 2011 11:13 PM
Smart kid... I'm rolling.
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July 26th, 2011 11:18 PM
LOL, that was a good one.
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