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    Three friends from Church Point , Louisiana were asked,
    "When you in your casket, and you friends and church
    members are mourning over you, what would you like
    dem to say?"

    Thibodeaux said: "I would like dem to say, I was a
    wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great
    family man."

    Fontenot commented: "I would like dem to say, I was
    a wonderful teacher, and servant of da church, who made
    a huge difference in people's lives."

    Boudreaux said: "I'd like dem to say, 'Look, he's movin!'"
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    Now THAT'S funny..
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    It took me a second but that's funny. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    Now THAT'S funny..
    That got a chuckle here...

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    In 15 years I haven't seen a dead one move but if I do I'm punchin' 'em
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    That was funny,




    I did work with a guy years ago who had been in a car accident and was covered up for dead by the paramedics. a police officer noticed him moving and he was reexamined. still alive. Danny was a nice guy.
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    There was a story on yahoo not long ago where a woman was about to be buried, sat up in the coffin at the wake & died of a heart attack when she realized where she was & what was going on.
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
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    Quote Originally Posted by deadguy View Post
    In 15 years I haven't seen a dead one move but if I do I'm punchin' 'em
    ZOMBIES !

    By the way, I'd keep an eye on Boudreaux

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    That's a good joke for a Cajun (me) to read for his Birthday (26 July)! Thanks for da laugh!

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