Murphy's Other Laws

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    Murphy's Other Laws

    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

    It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

    If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

    The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

    Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

    The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

    When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

    Rudyard Kipling


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    Good Laugh!
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    I'm still of the opinion that Mr. Murphy was an optimist.

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    All brilliant
    The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
    Ain't that the truth huh! In my case that has to include my truck tow hitch - ouch!
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    Thank You for sharing a good laugh.

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    Heard some of these before, but not all of them. Good laughs.
    eschew obfuscation

    The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD

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    The problem is, they are all so true!

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    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well
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