This is a discussion on Murphy's Other Laws within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. A day ...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
Springfield XD Service 9MM
Sig Mosquito w/Red Dot
Taurus 22 Auto Pocket Pistol
S&W Chief's Special
Enfield Mark III
SA Black Stainless PX9152L
Browning BPS 12 ga Upland Special
I'm still of the opinion that Mr. Murphy was an optimist.
Political Correctness has now "evolved" into Political Cowardice.
Ain't that the truth huh! In my case that has to include my truck tow hitch - ouch!The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.
Thank You for sharing a good laugh.
Heard some of these before, but not all of them. Good laughs.
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
"Ray Nagin is a colossal disappointment" - NRA/ILA Executive Director Chris W. Cox.
"...be water, my friend."
The problem is, they are all so true!
Oooh! I think I just got a new line for my sig!A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well