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Is Alice a member here?
"I got a lot of problems with you people!" - Frank Costanza
That is awesome dude!
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
I was wondering which gun forum I was going to see this on first!! Not surprised it was here!!!
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack" - Master Yoda
Member of NRA, GOA, SAF, NAGR, CCDL
Who says zombies don't plan ahead?
"The flock sleep peaceably in their pasture at night because Sheepdogs stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
The funny part of this is that there are plenty of sheeple out there who won't get it.
"For the Lord your God will bless you in all your harvest and in all the work of your hands." Deuteronomy 16:15
Forwarded to several friends
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
It's like I've said before, if you have guns and ammo, you can GET food. Not fair, but in a societal breakdown, the rules change.
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
Thats about the way it is though.
Its the very reason that you need to let only very limited amounts of people even know about your preparations.
I want to have a job where the is no accountability,a job where I can do as I dang well please and make my own laws and act like a KING. I want to be on the Supreme Court.
AR. CHL Instr. 07/02 FFL
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Of course, Alice's arsenal includes the ever-fearsome 'Fist of Death.'
"Historical examination of the right to bear arms, from English antecedents to the drafting of the Second Amendment, bears proof that the right to bear arms has consistently been, and should still be, construed as an individual right." -- U.S. District Judge Sam Cummings, Re: U.S. vs Emerson (1999)
HA! @ paramedic- this is true to an extent.
• We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us.
- George Orwell Military
I read Dilbert every morning when I'm eating breakfast. I also love the short-lived TV series that they made about 10 years ago.
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." -Plato
Friends don't let friends be MALL NINJAS.
I am just as nice as anyone lets me be and can be just as mean as anyone makes me. - Quoted from Terryger, New member to our forum.
(Dilbert shouldn't be bragging about his preps, though.)
Very funny! I saved it for later use.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."