Firearms Purchase Checklist

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    Firearms Purchase Checklist

    Firearms Purchase Checklist
    Should You Buy That Gun?
    Check All That Apply

    ( ) I need this gun
    ( ) I want this gun
    ( ) I don't need this gun, but I might need it in the future
    ( ) This gun is a good deal
    ( ) This gun might be a good deal
    ( ) This gun would make good trade bait
    ( ) This gun isn't a good deal, but I owe the owner for the last good deal he gave me
    ( ) This gun is in great shape and would make a good investment
    ( ) This gun is in horrible shape but I bet I could restore it
    ( ) This gun's barrel is dark and shot out but I could use the action
    ( ) This gun's action is shot but the rifling is strong and could be used with that other action
    ( ) This gun's action and barrel are awful but the wood is probably good under the cosmoline
    ( ) I need this gun because I appreciate the engineering
    ( ) I need this gun because I appreciate its aesthetics
    ( ) I need this gun because I appreciate its role in history
    ( ) I need this gun because at some point it may be known for its engineering, aesthetics or history
    ( ) This gun is rare, I should snap it up now
    ( ) This gun is common, everyone has one. Why shouldn't I?
    ( ) This gun is neither common nor rare, but it could be so I should buy it
    ( ) I already have this gun, but not in this caliber
    ( ) I already have this gun, but not in this barrel length
    ( ) I already have this gun, but not with this checkering/inlay
    ( ) I already have this gun but not with this color frame
    ( ) I already have this gun, but not a pair with contiguous serial numbers
    ( ) I need to buy this gun before the liberal nanny state bans them
    ( ) I need to buy this gun before the conservative fascist state takes them
    ( ) I need to buy this gun because I am an anarchist and F&$% YOU, THAT'S WHY!!!

    If you have checked one or more items, please feel free to purchase your firearm in good conscience.
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    Just what I needed, thanks! Printing it as well so I can show my wife that I did my homework first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder71 View Post
    Just what I needed, thanks! Printing it as well so I can show my wife that I did my homework first.
    Yup let us know how that worked for you after you get out of the trauma center

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder71 View Post
    Just what I needed, thanks! Printing it as well so I can show my wife that I did my homework first.
    Luckily for me, I have no wife. I can buy whatever I want, whenever I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spidey2011 View Post
    Luckily for me, I have no wife. I can buy whatever I want, whenever I want.
    xD well, i guess you should buy as many as possible then!
    Matthew 10:28 "And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell." ✞

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