stuttering kitty *warning* LMAO

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    stuttering kitty *warning* LMAO

    I got this in an e-mail, have to post it.

    Enjoy





    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

    "Human Beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.



    A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,"

    she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of

    these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.



    "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty

    and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running

    start and before we knew it, he jumped over the

    fence into our yard!"



    "That must've been scary," said the teacher.



    "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went

    "FFFFF., FFFFF., FFFFF".. and before he

    could say "F***," the rottweiler ate him!"
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    Hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!
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    My roomate has two German Sheps she does Shutzhund <sp??> work with. There's a cat that taunts them and I have a feeling that much the same situation would evolve that little feline feel into the yard off its perch on the fence. LOL
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    Funny story
    eschew obfuscation

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    Thats pretty funny

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