August 4th, 2006 01:10 PM
stuttering kitty *warning* LMAO
I got this in an e-mail, have to post it.
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human Beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,"
she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of
these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running
start and before we knew it, he jumped over the
fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went
"FFFFF., FFFFF., FFFFF".. and before he
could say "F***," the rottweiler ate him!"
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
August 4th, 2006 02:16 PM
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My roomate has two German Sheps she does Shutzhund <sp??> work with. There's a cat that taunts them and I have a feeling that much the same situation would evolve that little feline feel into the yard off its perch on the fence. LOL
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