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    observation

    You can't get any more accurate than this! (Even if it ain't exactly a joke,
    its still kinda funny.)

    Which side of the fence?
    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
    test!

    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
    everyone.


    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.


    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
    situation.
    A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.


    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.


    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
    or may choose a job that provides it..
    A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.


    If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good
    laugh.
    A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

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    I think it should be more conservative and liberal, than Dem and Reb. But I got a laugh out of it.
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

    And Shepards we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, So that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
    And we shall flow a river forth to Thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be,

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    I agree with harryball but yeah. Good laugh!

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    Sorry. No general political/politics/republican/Democrat/Obama threads UNLESS directly related to firearms, home & self defense, 2nd Amendment...etc. That would be even in Off Topic & Humor.

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