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    observation

    You can't get any more accurate than this! (Even if it ain't exactly a joke,
    its still kinda funny.)

    Which side of the fence?
    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
    test!

    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
    everyone.


    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.


    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
    situation.
    A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.


    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.


    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
    or may choose a job that provides it..
    A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.


    If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good
    laugh.
    A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".


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    I think it should be more conservative and liberal, than Dem and Reb. But I got a laugh out of it.
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

    Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means, that you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you......

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    I agree with harryball but yeah. Good laugh!

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    Sorry. No general political/politics/republican/Democrat/Obama threads UNLESS directly related to firearms, home & self defense, 2nd Amendment...etc. That would be even in Off Topic & Humor.

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