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What did I miss?
My name is John Herb,i am deaf and a business man here in NJ,USA. I am interested in ordering some products from you on behalf of my client and i will like the order ship to United Kingdom because that is where my client based.
I will be responsible for all payment via my master credit card but before we proceed i will like you to e-mail me back with the answer to my questions below :
Do you accept master credit card ?
Can my client pickup agent pickup the order from you after the credit card approval ?
John, I must complement you on your grammar skills, as much as we would love to accept credit cards and ship your items overseas, I am sure that you are well aware of all D B Scamming Thieving M Fers on the Internet. Who use things like I am deaf, and they will use radio relay calls trying to get legit people to accept stolen credit card numbers and ship the items to drop zones. Those lonely people at the drop zone actually repackage up the items and reship them out for the scammers, they believe that the scammer is the hot looking person in the photo and they after overseas where the tax is so high on these products. Once they have their business up and running they will be together forever. The funny thing is the scammers use stolen credit card numbers to purchase the goods and once delivered to the drop zone. The people who reship the items get scammed out of their money by paying for the shipping of these items. They think that the check that was sent to them is a good check. The check is actually for more money than the shipping costs. So the people send the scammers back money for the overpayment. Here is the kicker the check is a counterfeit. so the people are out the shipping cost, cash and have a broken heart. Now I am sure that this is not the case and you are not one of those people. Why don't you stop by my location and pick out whatever you wish and them we can discuss shipping options in person. But I must warn you I cannot sure how long we will be in business. I am not supposed to tell anybody this but since we are now friends. I sent a Western Union payment to the Daughter of a deceased billionaire. She is looking for people to help get her fathers money out of the country before her corrupt government takes it all. I sent her all my info. I am expecting my check for 100 million dollars any day soon. With this money I hope I can find one of those hot mail order brides. You see, I am going to buy some online Viagra. I am going to buy some gold as well and make more money, I am going to use the time difference between the Asian market and the NY market. Hope we can do business soon. Sales.
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• We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us.
- George Orwell Military
My Wife is a Sign Language Interpreter for a relay service, and I can't tell you how many times she has taken calls like this (or over heard similar calls from co-workers). She hasn't gone in to detail, code of ethics for Interpreters, but she has told me it is heart breaking to know this is going on and many good and trusting people get burned. She is powerless to do anything about it, once the call starts she becomes a tool just like a telephone if two hearing people are talking.
This is one reason I got out of the Interpreting field, I couldn't stay out of it and I know that would hurt the profession.
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
Spammers suck period
I carry a gun to protect myself & the people I love from the Monsters that roam this earth.
Paco my grandmother had deaf cousins and she was able to sign old school. No short cuts. One day she was visiting my office when a deaf customer came in and she started signing. Kidda weird seeing your grandparents do something that you never knew they could. Proud.
Could of years later she had was inthe hospital with a tube down her thoat making talking impossible so she was able to spell what she needed.
The deaf communtity is the largest percent of people who get scammed via the internet. Work at home scams.
There is a web site that messes with the Nigerian scammers. It is hysterical. Since the scammers have no awareness of American culture, they have no idea what this guy is doing to them.
Ebola Monkey Man: Nigerian 419 Scam
"Historical examination of the right to bear arms, from English antecedents to the drafting of the Second Amendment, bears proof that the right to bear arms has consistently been, and should still be, construed as an individual right." -- U.S. District Judge Sam Cummings, Re: U.S. vs Emerson (1999)