This is a discussion on Guys, don't let your wife buy these!!! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; This lady did and look what she wrote about them. *Be Afraid* Be Very Afraid*... Dear Tide Company: I am writing to say what an ...
This lady did and look what she wrote about them. *Be Afraid* Be Very Afraid*...
Dear Tide Company:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used Tide throughout my married life; my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my forties, I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was.
One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative; and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative, and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
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I'm glad my wife don't read my gun forums...
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
Some products just work. Once you find a good one stay with it. My beloved thought this was a blast. "Be Very Afraid."
Amazing what you can achieve with enzymes
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
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is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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I'm so glad my wife doesn't read this forum....
But I think I'll go hide the Tide and Hefty bags anyway....
It takes a college degree to break'em;
and a high school education to fix'em!
So when are we going to license those who buy Tide? 5-Day waiting period anyone?!?! Doesn't anyone else CARE!!!!!!
Thats exactly why Im not married! lol
If you all notice that I suddenly stop posting.
Tell the detectives to look for signs of Tide usage, it's not our usuall brand.
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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