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What is This Whole Zombie Thing??

This is a discussion on What is This Whole Zombie Thing?? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by ConcealedG30 In lieu of this new information I would like to recant my previous statement about having enough ammo & I definitely ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConcealedG30 View Post


    In lieu of this new information I would like to recant my previous statement about having enough ammo & I definitely need more Twinkies.
    You may want to think about having enough ammo, so as to hang on to the Twinkies. :)
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    The head shot assumes the zombie is still utilizing the central nervous system. Full decapitation is the way to go; preferably followed by dismemberment and incineration. Removing the head separates their primary means of infection (bites) from their locomotion.

    Failing that, destruction of the sensory organs. The virus must employ whatever functions we currently possess. Destroy the eyes (with say.... a scattergun) and you remove a means of target acquisition and navigation.

    This is of course assuming they don't obtain some type of telepathy, in which case we're all hosed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lotus222 View Post
    Oh... My... God. So the invasion HAS started. Does that mean we are losing?
    Got the 10mm loaded and the crematory burnin. 1400fps and 1650 degrees. Bring it on.
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    When the zombiew attack, I'm heading to Washington. We all know that zombies eat brains, so to them, DC is like Biafra.
    "If we loose Freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the Last Place on Earth!" Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally Posted by INccwchris View Post
    But if their dead, is not the brain/spinal cord connection already severed?
    No. It is still physically intact.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daddy Warcrimes View Post
    The head shot assumes the zombie is still utilizing the central nervous system. Full decapitation is the way to go; preferably followed by dismemberment and incineration. Removing the head separates their primary means of infection (bites) from their locomotion.

    Failing that, destruction of the sensory organs. The virus must employ whatever functions we currently possess. Destroy the eyes (with say.... a scattergun) and you remove a means of target acquisition and navigation.

    This is of course assuming they don't obtain some type of telepathy, in which case we're all hosed.
    Zombies use what we already have, they just use ALL of it at once.
    "Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveJay View Post
    WOW...! You have an official Zombie Response Team Sticker. I'll bet that scares the Bagessers out of Zombies. Is that like holy Water to a Vampire? or more like beer to a redneck?

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    Wait...what? Beer doesn't scare me. I fear no beer! Zombies however....
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    Wait...what? Beer doesn't scare me. I fear no beer! Zombies however....
    What most people havent figured out...is that the Zombies are'nt really after you...they are after the BEER !
    I would rather stand against the cannons of the wicked than against the prayers of the righteous.


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    Zombie Response Team members are specially trained and not to be taken lightly.

    Not only are they experts in the art of the shotgun,machine gun and pistol, but part of their gear includes various types of swords so that they arent totally helpless when they run out of ammo.

    No ZRT member will be without a sword strapped to his back.

    Just in case.
    I would rather stand against the cannons of the wicked than against the prayers of the righteous.


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    Didn't read every response, hope this isn't a repeat but....
    My only concern is that if by some unfortunate circumstance Chuck Norris becomes a zombie, well, we are all done for, no matter how well prepared.
    Zombies won't turn Chuck Norris into a Zombie. If a zombie bites Chuck Norris, it will turn back into a human.
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    I feel this fully warrants civilian ownership of flame throwers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaRedneck View Post
    My only concern is that if by some unfortunate circumstance Chuck Norris becomes a zombie, well, we are all done for, no matter how well prepared.
    We will just have to call upon Jack Bauer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
    We will just have to call upon Jack Bauer
    Charles Bronson.
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    That dude with no name, a poncho, and a cigar would work too...

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